#karpiwillpeeonyourface

[teddyaltman]

karpiwillpeeonyourface replied to your post: karpiwillpeeonyourface replied to your post: one...

oh wow i’ve never met anyone who didn’t like keith! but i guess if you like dan that makes sense

yeah i think i'm in a minority. of one prob. yeah i mean i think dan is a dick a lot of the time but i love him to death so.

[teddyaltman]

karpiwillpeeonyourface replied to your post: one tree hill, uh that fosters show you watch

"when keith died haha" wow i didn’t know you were the DEVIL

i uh. well wasn't a fan of keith shall we put it nicely. i'd say sorry but i'm really not oops

[pagalini]

karpiwillpeeonyourface replied to your post: six months today for me and my girlfriend c:

u kno i always saw you guys holding hands on campus and i was always like “AW I HOPE THEY’RE TOGETHER NOT JUST FRIEND HOLDING HANDS CAUSE THAT’D BE SUPER CUTE" (creepin’ from a distance, soz)

awwww! c:

[cobaltzosia]

karpiwillpeeonyourface replied to your post: oh i totally agree but y'know it's /matt/ matt is /my/ doctor

Fair enough I mean I remember when Chris...

Oh God. 

We only had one season. 

I'm still not over it. 

*Gives you a blanket*

*cries*

[cobaltzosia]

karpiwillpeeonyourface replied to your post: MY FRIEND WAS GETTING A BLOWJOB IN THE STREET AND...

I KNOW IT’S PROBABLY NOT BUT I’M PRETENDING YOUR ‘FRIEND’ IS CRAIG.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S MORE HILARIOUS: THE IDEA OF THAT HAPPENING OR THE IDEA THAT CRAIG COULD GET ANYONE TO GIVE HIM A BLOWJOB. 

[emilyjanebronte]

karpiwillpeeonyourface replied to your post: Rich and I are still talking about maybe breaking...

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Best <3

[cobaltzosia]

Jess don't think I can't hear you laughing at me from UEA. 

because I can. 

[pliablehead]

emily help me out here you are like my only friend that likes harry potter as a character why is this

I LOVE HIM?? Like honestly it took me a while because I think MOST people (at least most interesting people) are naturally averse to having the main/title character as their “favorite” because they don’t think that’s creative enough or see it as a copout. But honestly Harry is pretty much my favorite character in the whole series he is just such a fucking wonderful complicated sassy beautiful BITCH and he goes through so much and makes u feel so many emotions and people can just hOP OFF MY DICK ABOUT IT OK

I’m sure tumblr user Jess karpiwillpeeonyourface could say everything I just said but in much better words because her feelings are possibly even stronger than mine ahahaha