Wine through water

Chazza, UK. Been here long enough to know better.

[emilyjanebronte]

It’s so weird being on a site I used to spend my entire life on and now feel like someone’s gran trying to use Facebook for the first time

[garaks-padded-cell]

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

[theabyssofhappy]

I can no longer remember the title of the book it’s from, but here’s a quote that has remained trapped in my head for the last 8 years: “Driving in Ireland is dangerous because the roads are full of old farmers who’ve led good lives and are fairly sure they’ll get into heaven.”

[queenklu]

[sinmonger]

Under Armour said "this is for the bisexuals"

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

1/4 of you guys live like this

[kosmogrl]

[duckduckhonk]

smitten

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[typewriter-worries]

this comic did the same thing

[hotpinkandsparkly]

[sunnypeachyy]

My eyes adore you ❀‎ܓ

[thememedaddy]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[lyouve]

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

[shanehollanderilyarozanov]

shane hollander moments that break my heart

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[anxietyproblem]

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[monochrome-stars]

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom