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me minding my business going "WILL YOU cometomycottagethissummer... don't go to russah... come to my HOUSE we'll have so much FUN it's so PRIVATE no one will KNOW" it's like a song stuck in my brain

#kat shitposts #the way he says RUSSAH kills me

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pedro pascal characters be like...

I have this headcanon that you once joked about Katsuki having a small woohoo around his friends (you guys just started dating so you guys never slept together before) and the way this man reacts has you blushing madly and dripping wet. "psst, 'Suki. How's your tiny friend down there?" He looks around him, confused.

"What tiny friend?"

"Your tiny friend down there." You point at his pants, referring to his member. He gets the message, raising a brow at you. "You're saying I'm small?"

"The tiniest little gremlin." Your smile is smug and would definitely annoy the fuck out of your boyfriend, only it didn't.

He hooks the waistband of his sweats, tugging at it and looking inside. He then lets out a scoff, a smirk tugging a corner of his lip upward. He unhooks his thumb, letting the waistband of his pant snap back to his hips before he looks at you, chuckling silently.

"Aight, sure."

.............................this has been in my head waaaay before i even started reading fics here in tumblr

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