#kata-batic

[grandpabug]

if u were a pool noodle u would be one of the good ones that actually keeps u afloat and if u were a noodle noodle u would be cooked well yes this is katherine ok im just tryna send some love take it :p

@kata-batic i love you youre super nice and this was a good metaphor

[irisconfusa]

idk man I feel like I kinda hit the high school jackpot?? I go to an extremely liberal school where pronouns are respected, I have a hot boyfriend and a tight knight group of rly kind amazing friends like... fucking damn I'm lucky.......

[irisconfusa]

i do NOT like ur avatar picture

sweetie.... (: ur just jealous (:

[irisconfusa]

tagged by arpsloop ! (sorry i took fifty years to do this ive had it in a tab forever) Name: Iris Nicknames: Everyone calls me Monkey all of a sudden jfc (i love it) Birthday: July 12 Gender: Hmmmmm.... Mysterious......  Sexuality/romantic orientation: Wow! Nice, Fave color: Probably gold Time/date current time: 9:25 PM, Sunday December 14th 2014 Average hours of sleep: Varies a lot?? At least five, at most 12 Lucky number: 24 Last thing I googled: Skype video sharing (I'm lame sorry) First word that comes to mind: banana One place that makes me happy: My public library if we're talking places I've been? How many blankets I sleep under: Two or three Fave Fictional Character: Mmmmm Monkey if that counts??  Book: Maybe like Huck Finn or Good Omens Animation: Princess Jellyfish TV show: mmmmm i dunno i liked game of thrones a lot Fave Beverage: Sprite or shirley temples! Fave food: Doubles (this weird Trinidadian street food?? sorry i'm an hippy white girl) or maybe like white rice or tomato soup or flour roti and beef IDK I HAVE LOTS OF FAVORITES Last movie I saw on the theater: big hero six Dream holiday: I'd like to go to Trinidad or somewhere in rural China and just chill  Dream wedding: Probably something kinda traditional actually (except prob gay) Dream Job: Anything where I get to sail the seas?? I wanna be a marine biologist mostly 

Tagging: tic-tacky kata-batic tazaryooot allthefoodispeople ice-cream-snowflake robot-wank stonedkoopa

no pressure to do it tho ;w;

[irisconfusa]

tagged by korillaz (thank you omg!)

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

no pressure to do this yall :o

ill put it under a cut bc its pretty long

WHAT WAS YOUR:

last beverage = arizona green tea

last phone call = my dad

last text message = my girl gabby

last song you listened to = dunno it was on the classical station??

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated someone twice = yep

7. been cheated on = nuh uh

8. kissed someone and regretted it = yes

9. lost someone special = yes

10. been DEPRESSED = yes 

11. been drunk and threw up = no

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: pale pink, pale blue, forest green, any ocean color, anything that shines 

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:

15. made a new friend = yes

16. fallen out of love = yes

17. laughed until you cried = yes

18. met someone who changed you = unfortunately,,,

19. found out who your true friends are = kinda?

20. found out someone was talking about you = not in a negative way :o

21. kissed anyone on your FB friend list = nope

GENERAL:

22. how many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = most?

23. pets? = cats: george, rosie, ink, coda, holmes                   dogs: cody, ruby, sweet tea, freida

24. do you want to change your name? = not legally, but nicknames are nice!

25. what did you do for your last birthday? = hung with some friends, ate huge amounts of chips

26 what time did you wake up today? =  around 12

27. what were you doing at midnight last night? = taking a bath after a music festival (while kinda blazed that was not a good idea you have no idea how much shampoo i used)

28. name something you CANNOT wait for = dying my hair again?

29. last time you saw your mother = last friday i think???

30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = i wish i could leave home and start my life. id also like to be the actual monkey king but you know,,,

31. what are you listening to right now? = rain sounds, frog sounds, cricket sounds

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom? = the head teacher at my school is named tom!

33. whats getting on your nerves right now? = my teeth hurt, i have school tomorrow, and im generally not feeling prime

34. most visited webpage(s) = in order from the new tab most visited thing: tumblr, maddie's blog, gmail, facebook, my own blog, john's blog, my schools hw page, netflix

35. blood type = dont remember ;;

36. nickname = umm ive been called 'puck' in the past?

37. RELATIONSHIP STATUS = single holla at me

38. zodiac SIGN = cancer

39. pronouns= he/him she/her i dont care

40. elementary = ephesus 

41. high school = carolina friends school

42. college = none thus far

43. hair color = naturally its like brownish

44. long or short = short

45. height = 5’5”

47. do you have a crush on someone? = maddie tbh B)

48. what do you like about yourself?= im an ok writer my imagination is bomb as hell i look cute usually i can seduce any white boy for any reason and im also the king

50. tattoos? = ive got a little one of the orion constellation on my hip

51. righty or lefty = righty

52. first surgery = none

53. first piercing = never had one 

54. first best friend = elise prob

55. first sport you joined = rainbow soccer omg

56. first vacation = topsail beach probably

58. first pair of trainers = ?? idk man

59. eating= nohin

60. drinking = nothin

61 I’m about to = change my url, brush my teeth, go to sleep

62. listening to = frogs and crickets and rain

63. waiting for = something but i dunno what

64. want kids? = maaaaybe? if i end up settling down?? 

65. get married?= na probably not im gonna be a buddhist monk or somt,,

66. career? = marine biologist 

(im gonna assume this -->> is all stuff i want in a partner??)

67. eyes or lips = ???i love them both so much this is hard

68. hugs or kisses = kisses probably? 

69. shorter or taller = taller 

70. older or younger = i don’t know

71. romantic or spontaneous = not sure

72. nice stomach or nice arms = tbh all bodies are beautiful idc that much 

73. sensitive or loud = both in moderation

74. hook up or relationship = idk

75. trouble maker or hesitant = ehhhhhh i guess troublemaker but i like people who know how to have chill when they need to

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. kissed a stranger = nope

77. drank hard liquor = ya

78. lost glasses/ contacts= dont have them!

79. sex on first date = sure

80. broke someone’s heart = y eah,,

81. had your own heart broken= oh yes

82. been ARRESTED = nope not yet  

83. turned someone down = yeah 

84. cried when someone died = yep

85. fallen for a friend = youuuu betcha

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. yourself = mostly

87. miracles = not in a religious sense i dont think

88. love at first sight = maybe

89. heaven = not exactly. not beyond enlightenment i guess

90. santa claus = yes definitely 

91. kiss on the first date = sure!

92. angels = maybe idk

Tagging: tazaryooot, weeabooboo, tic-tacky, kata-batic, callmeedgar, kaijubot, high-metafive, eel-to-eel, benjamin-note, surprises