tommykate for the meme
SEND ME A PAIRING AND I’LL TELL YOU…
who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart: tommy because kate’s banned from ever stepping foot in a market :|
who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire: tommy
who sleeps naked: por que no los dos? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
who sleeps under 3 blankets: kate :|||
who has a huge crush on Billy Joel: still tommy because kate has terrible tastes in music #srynotsry
who gets drunk and breaks shit: KATE
who’s a closeted anime fan: take a wild guess ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places: tommy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
who’s afraid of Slenderman: neither
what their wedding song will be: probably some stupid instrumental piece bc kate will be in control of p.much everything and gOD FORBID ANY ~*~POP MUSIC~*~ RUINS HER BIG DAY
what their biggest fight was about: probably about the young avengers? like post children’s crusade with tommy wanting to get everyone back together but kate’s still not up for it? or post v2 where tommy’s like “wtf why wasn’t i invited back?”
why they work together: my babies. they bring the best out in each other while keeping each other grounded. tommy doesn’t let kate get too far in over her head while still pushing her out of her comfort zone while kate kinda reels tommy in while still letting him be himself. and u g h he’s just a giant sap around her and literally worships the ground she walks on and thinks of her as nothing more than the queen she is. and they’re such losers together like omg kate thinks she’s so cool WHEN SHE’S ACTUALLY NOT but it’s ok because tommy’s only pretend cool too and i JUST LOVE THEM A LOT OK