#katisms

[kat-isms]

No. 19 - Reclaiming the Wonder That Expectations Steal from You

[dysfunctionalkitty]

The Nibbling wanted to draw on my arms while we were watching a movie so I said sure. I look down when she says done and I have a heart with someone’s inital in it. An “I love J” and a rude picture that I’m not explaining because it’s an inside joke she just happens to be a part of but omfg child 😜

[dysfunctionalkitty]

The Nibbling: “Did you cry when you stopped seeing J. ?”

Me: “Sometimes, not anymore”

The Nibbling: “Is that because you know he’s a doushebag now?”

😂

Let it be known I do not ever shit talk him around her. All she knows is he wasn’t very kind to me so I ended things.

[dysfunctionalkitty]

We finished watching Love Simon today.

K: Why is he gay?

Me: He was just born that way.

K: Omg what if he falls for his Dad?

Me: That’s...that’s not how this works.

Near the end of the movie when Simons friend calls ad mentions there’s been six more confessions and then he hops in the car to head to school-

K: Are they going to go find all the other gay people now?!

Me: It’s not a gay scavenger hunt...they are just heading to school lol. But maybe they’ll eventually all meet and be friends?

K: oh good

[katisms-on-the-daily]

So, literally four people that I either was into or am currently into have paired off into relationships with each other and I’m ??? So dumbfounded??? Like, how does this even happen. This is some rom-com side character bullshit

[katisms-on-the-daily]

My emotions range from complete numbness to so strong it's suffocating there is no inbetween

[katisms-on-the-daily]

I am full of gelato and regret :):):):):)

[dysfunctionalkitty]

Me: *sharp pain flare runs through body* Argh, why does my body suck so much?

Kat: *didn't realize what happened but heard me and looked up from her toys* Because your body hurts you all the time.