#katsuatthebottom

[siiinfully]

A blond punk in a green jacket was running through the streets of Karakura Town at night. To any normal onlookers, they might assume he was running from the cops, gangsters, or yakuza, but what they couldn't see was a beastly Hollow climbing the walls and chasing after the human.

The gray creature howled and lunged for Katsu, but he dodged with a practiced grace. All with a devious, exuberant grin on his face.

"Heyyy, ya missed, pal! For a big scary monster, you're slower than a snail crawlin' through shit!"

Earlier, he had tried fighting the Hollow, but any mortal force just bounced off it and earned him a swift and heavy strike. Instead, he was evading it while trying to assess its movements. Handy skill he picked up from high school.

(starter for Rangiku) @katsu-at-the-bottom

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If there was something she liked about the human world, it was the number of shops that were available. Rangiku hadn’t been spending a lot of money since she joined the Academy, so her account was just piling up. On and on until she could have taken everything and lived out the rest of her long life in Karakura Town as some wealthy heiress.

But she liked her job as a soul reaper too much to give her life in Soul Society up, no matter how much she was loving shopping to her heart’s content.

Her thoughts of where she should go the next day ( provided that she wasn’t needed for protection duty ) faded when she heard the familiar roar of a Hollow. Usually, that sound was accompanied by screaming, but this time, she could distinctly hear…laughter.

Rangiku quickly set aside her many shopping bags into a dark corner for her to pick up later before donning her black robes and flying off into the night. It didn’t take her long to find out the source of the noise, and she frowned a little, wondering how a human could see…oh.

“Get down!” she yelled, leaping at the Hollow from her perch on the nearby roof. As she jumped, she unsheathed Haineko, the blade slashing through the air and cutting the Hollow’s head in diagonal halves. It was gone by the time she landed, far too softly for the angle and height with which she jumped from, and she tilted her head a little, still studying the stranger.

[akumanoken]

@katsu-at-the-bottom

Katsu is practically going through gay withdrawals. His eyes are bloodshot, staring off into the distance; his hands are trembling, and his hair is somehow messier than it was before.

"K-Katsu?? Oh my god, look at you, you're a mess..." He's gonna reach out to grab his hand. "Do you want something to eat??I can make you something... or do you just need some rest? You look like you haven't slept in days!!"

[cuteteacakes]

katsu-at-the-bottom

"I ain't that slutty..."

{🧁} - "Says the guy that took me like such a good boy~"

[shougancid]

@katsu-at-the-bottom

Flicks Katsu's forehead. "You're far too short to be trying to pick a fight with me."

[a-cageless-canary]

@katsu-at-the-bottom​

"What, is this about the Grimace Shake?"

“Yeah. Pretty much.”

There’s a pause.

“....Please tell me you didn’t drink that over sugar nuclear thing.”

[magiclessxprefect]

⌨ - time-wasting habits @katsu-at-the-bottom

Headcanon meme - send me a symbol and I'll describe my muse's...

@katsu-at-the-bottom

Yuzuki is always rearranging something.

She'll have everything in a certain placement, before suddenly rearranging everything again and again until it just is reset to how it looked originally. This happens more when she's studying and it's both amusing yet infuriating to watch because she spends so much time either moving one pen to the right and back to the left.

[houseshihouin]

@katsu-at-the-bottom asked:

Doesn't know how to introduce himself to Yoruichi's family, so Katsu is shoved front and center of all of them for anyone to react.

"Ahh!"

“What’s the meaning of this? Why is this ryoka here?”

“Maybe he’s one of Yūno-chan’s friends?”

“She knows she’s not supposed to bring ryoka back here. Besides, it shouldn’t even be—”

“He kind of looks like Kisuke-chan, don’t you think?”

“No, I don’t particularly. And that’s the only way he could really be here anyway. And what are you doing here?”

“Are we not allowed to stop by?”

“Yeah, plus it’s rare to get to see a ryoka these days!”

“I see you’ve brought the whole bunch too.”

“Now, now, we should be accommodating to all guests, expected or not, shouldn’t we dear?”

“... Very well then. I am Shihōin Yōsuke. This is my wife, Miyako, my sister Yasuko, and her daughters Yukari and Yurie. Introduce yourself, human, and regale us with the story of how you came to be here.”

[unladylikc]

｢ anonymous ｣ — writes:

❛  well, are you ready then ?  ❜ @katsu-at-the-bottom​

still accepting → five word sentence starters !!

     “...’Ready’? Are you taking me out on a date or something, Katsu-beam?” As she finally finishes tying the ends of her jacket sleeves around her waist, genuine confusion would seep through her voice. Though she doubted this was actually the case, Vivian couldn’t exactly recall making plans with Katsu on this particular day, so upon having no clue what he’s actually talking about, she’ll soon tilt her head towards her side while staring at him as if he had just grown another head.

                        Seriously, though... what was she supposed to be ready for?