#kay's shit

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Had a shitty night, had a shitty morning, heading out to work a shitty shift annnnnnnd

I SEE I HAVE OVER 100 FOLLOWERS! WOOOOT! THANK YOU ALL!

Seriously, why are you guys even here? Thank you for sticking around. 

[onebroke-boredseason]

Most interesting thing of the day today was.....

My step father yelling YOU COCK SUCKER, at a car while holding a icecream at 10pm with two underage teens in the car.

Let's just say that we didn't stop laughing till we go home. 

[onebroke-boredseason]

Listening to a steampunk music while I clean my side of the room. xD Best way to clean. 

[onebroke-boredseason]

I am going to strangle my sister. 

Ignore. Rant below.

The room still isnt clean (which needs to be for our grandpa whos coming wednesday). I have told her a month ago that it needs to be clean. Shit still aint done.

She is saying that I am putting her stuff in boxes. Which I am not, I am putting our cousin's shit in boxes since she is married and living with her husband. 

Now the Stuffed Bear of one of the triplet brothers from Brave (Hubert) is missing. Seeing how it was on the bed (like it has been for the last week) and my sis let our niece and nephew come in when I wasn't here, she probably let them take the bear. 

WHICH PISSES ME OFF TO NO END. 

I find that so rude because that wasn't hers to just lend away. I never touch her stuff and for her to just let them take it. (I do not blame my niece and nephew since they are children neither of them are even five.)

I just. I am going to strangle her and her adult ass.

Fucker.  

[onebroke-boredseason]

My parents had four beers (shared between them)

And now they are blasting music and my step dad is banging on the drums.

I guess my mom finally got him to dance.

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Just got done with dinner....

My mom: MY PRIEST HAS NO PENIS! (I don't know or want to know)

My mother: I am a white woman who was raised in Kentucky and I dance more than my puerto rican husband. My shut in daughter dance more than you. (Slightly insulted there ><)

The woman who raised me: I have no idea how to dance to this. It is like a Cuban version. Oh well. *dances to it anyways while still getting said husband to dance too*

The woman who birthed me: *talking to her husband* remember when you brought me down here and we went dancing all the time. well that was false advertisement, asshole.

.......

I have no words. I just. Don't. 

Those that know my mother. Please be befuddled with me. 

[onebroke-boredseason]

Decided today to fuck the bus and walk home from work. 

2 hours later. I am home and I am not moving from this bed till 7 at the earliest.

[onebroke-boredseason]

Home from work and debating on weither or not to clean my room or clean the bathroom. Both need to get done. 

Then again....there is the ADAM Syringe that I need to work on (by need I mean an excuse to not clean) Hmmmmmmm.