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[smashthegiantkiller]

SMASH - LOOK WHO IS AT MONDAY NIGHT RAW TONIGHT

<3 - Mitch

I KNOW, I KNOW, I SAW!!!!

Thanks, Mitch!!!

[wrestlezaynia]

Zaaaayneeee,

I just read your tags on a post and I'm curious... WHAT THE HECK IS THE ^Dick Bite^ ?

<3 - Mitch

I'm so glad you asked, Mitch.

This is the dick bite™️ gif in all its glory.

[blowflyfag]

Hallo Eris! For the Smash or Pass:

Cactus Jack Jon Moxley/Dean Ambrose Brian Pillman (Sr)

<3 - Mitch

Hello Mitch!!! You have no idea the can of worms you justopened up

I think about cactus jack a lot hes so fucking cool and like. ugh i dont know i want him though hes like i have such a vivd image of meeting him on the road having the wildest night of your life and then never seeing him again. im deranged about cactus jack

anytime anywhere once again with moxley and ambrose they're all so.. jesus christ im like fascinated by them. i want to study him bro. dean ambrose i've really been interested in lately this ginger is ruining me

I LOVE BRIAN PILLMAN SO FUCKINGGGG MUCH listen to starfuckers by nine inch nails and think of him because that song is him it would be a fucking insane time so smash

[pepsi-maxwell]

Dorian! Can I ask what is one of your favourite details that you've included in one of your WIPs?

<3 - Mitch

hi mitch! <3 that is... a very good question that i spent way too much time thinking about haha

i'd have to say it's from the fight club cmjf au i've been rotating for weeks which will probably never see the light of day, but still compels me to no end 😫

the detail itself is the role mjf takes as an amalgamation of both aspects of tyler durden and marla singer, in that he's both everything punk (our narrator) wants to be, as well as someone he wants to– well.

snippets under the cut to illustrate (and canon typical warning for flippant discussion of cancer)

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The dim light of the parking lot garage makes him look like a figure in a chiaroscuro painting. Like an airbrushed model, the sort that would advertise a certain kind of lifestyle in a high fashion magazine.

Buy this watch. Wear this cologne. Get this yacht, this car, this arm candy, and maybe you, too, could look like me. Live like me.

Fuck like me.

His body is sculpted to perfection. A work of art carved from marble, worthy of Michelangelo, or Bernini, and then he launches himself at scrappy little angel-faced Darby and beats his face to a bloody pulp.

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And now, here he is in the ruins of the building you've claimed as your home. Ill-fitting, out of place. A 4k figure in an analogue world. A still frame from the wrong film, spliced into a scene he doesn't belong in.

"You should probably check me, you know. Make sure I don't actually have testicular cancer." He makes it sound flippant, and from anyone else you'd be sure it was a come-on, but with him, it feels like a lion opening his jaws for the lamb to walk right in.

[sheinthatfandom]

Choose between wrestlers - Mox or Eddie Kingston

<3 - Mitch

Why is everyone coming for me today? Like daaaamn ya’ll can’t even give me a soft ball…..

Fuck

Mox is my longest wrestling love like I’ve loved him for years but damn Eddie is my man and helped me fall in love with wrestling again…. Ahhhhhh

Mox created the bcc but Eddie is the one I watch and rewatch all his highspots interviews and vlog stuff, mox makes me and my tics feel seen but Eddie makes me depression and anxiety feel valid…. AHHHHH you know what it’s his birthday I pick eddie

But know this was hard!

Make me pick between two wrestlers

[faggotmox]

Ranger! What is number 69 (heh) on your Spotify Wrapped?

<3 - Mitch

if i counted right:

69. rabies by aesop rock off the impossible kid

"im here to pick lice off each other & assimilate//duck a suit, troubleshoot his moody user interface//true & suckerproof, grew to fully disengage"

the impossible kid is possibly my favorite aesop rock album. each song holds a certain meaning for me. this one particularly resonates with me in the way aes speaks.

[vileandvenom]

William Shatner can suck everyone's big toe (Seeing your recent tags reminded me of my own hatred of him :D )

<3 - Mitch

Knowing that DeForest Kelley was the only member of the cast to never have a major falling out with him proves Dee was a saint.

[josiewrites]

Husband/One Night Stand/Best Friend: CM Punk, MJF and Christian Case

<3 - Mitch

Oh fuck. I love it

Husband: Punk, seems like he knows what he's doing

One Night Stand: Christian Cage, work out my daddy issues

Best Friend: MJF, I wanna make him laugh.