Sep 29, 2024
it was probably too hot to wear my armor to the renaissance faire, and it was definitely too hot to do montante in the renfaire parking lot, and yet: here we are.
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it was probably too hot to wear my armor to the renaissance faire, and it was definitely too hot to do montante in the renfaire parking lot, and yet: here we are.
in honor of tiktok finally kicking the bucket, I’m gonna port over some armor vids that tumblr hasn’t seen yet. Please enjoy this very important and traditional test of armor mobility.
you will know me by the jangle of my tassets
spice up any dnd encounter by introducing Two Gay Knights Who Hate Your Vibe
(ft me and @burritony !)
if you talk with your hands the gauntlets put everything in italics
more photoshoot behind the scenes with @burritony , this time reflecting on the Necessity of Squires
if you have the energy to put your plate armor on you can steal this. I won’t even be mad
I’m probably the primary audience for this, but I made an 80s synth cover of the intro song to Disney’s The Sword in the Stone and personally I think it slaps