Hot Take: John should notice an apple on the tree he Roxy n Callie are sittin under and eat that instead. As a callback to entering the medium, like he'll be doing again. And gaining more knowledge over his role in Homestuck, as the main character. And then eat some Zucchini or smth a random carapace offers him idk
ok the symbolic apple route is downright inspired imagery but i have no idea what it would lead to. this owns though if you write this fanfic @ me











