[text: Boy-Punzel] already on my way. send me your location[text: Boy-Punzel] listen up arlert, first im gonna come in and swoop your ass off your feet being all high and Knightly cause im a fucking saint and before all of my doucebaggery leaked out, you will know that i do, in fact, give a shit about you[text: Boy-Punzel] second, i’m gonna harass the medical stuff about what the FUCK actually happened to you and if this is from a bully you bet your golden ass i’m suing somebody[text: Boy-Punzel] third, i’m gonna SMACK you so hard unless proven innocent beforehand because what the fuck WHAT THE FLIPPITY FUCK[text: Boy-Punzel] “dont freak out” I WILL END YOU[text: Boy-Punzel] say that to me again and i’ll cut all of your hair off no matter how shiny it gets under the god’s yellow sun what the fuck[text: Boy-Punzel] is mikasa and eren informed of this?