one day he will hit that tweener winner 🪄

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one day he will hit that tweener winner 🪄
@yourfavoritetiefling sent; Bernard slides over to the poor Sharran's side, winking, putting on his killer smile, hoping it would work on her. ❝ Why hello there, beautiful. Want to exchange some knowledge ? From one cleric to another ? ❞
Maybe he's drunk. That's really the most optimistic way to interpret this situation. She otherwise dreads what's in store for her if this is how he wakes up every day; greasy and annoying.
"I hope, for your sake, it wasn't an innuendo that just came out of your mouth."
She doesn't know much about him beyond the nauseating bravado he refuses to let go. She'd very much like to keep it that way.
"There is nothing of worth you have to offer me, knowledge or … otherwise." For a brief second, she crinkles her face, forced to imagine what might lie in secret beneath his weathered jerkin, or what lurks just below. Not even a worshiper of the dark would risk depths that treacherous.
"But, do me a favor? Go rip that caterpillar off your lip before you try and speak to me again."
Decided to warm up this fine (horrible) cubicle morning with a doodle of Ortega~
This dang story has consumed my life. I’m ruined.
Only you can get love confesions by being mean in a public social page about a well liked show. And yet, that's never worked for me damn 😔
it's my tsundere energy ♥ be mean, keep 'em keen
Imagine if all the glitches n’stuff were left in BatIM for a reason. Just... what if Joey was so fucked up that he shoved Norman’s leg into the fucking wall and kept him there
Either that or the Projectionist accidentally put his foot through the wall while trying to kill something and couldn’t figure out how to get it out so he just stayed there
AAAAAAHH THAT LADYBUG AU!! GAVE ME LIFE. Do you think you'll be able to write one where they find out about each others identities? If you're free ofc. If not it's fine but omggg that au gave me life. THANK YOU FOR WRITING.
AH THANK YOU!!! I was afraid no one liked the last miraculous x hunter drabble I wrote so this message made me really happy ^-^
I don’t think @emthimofnight figured out exactly how the boys discover each other’s identities so I can’t write that yet, unfortunately. I’m sure I will eventually though! I love this au too much to not write stuff for it haha
But! I can give you a short follow up to the ladykillu ‘Strawberry’ fic I wrote earlier! Hopefully this will make up for not being able to write the scene you wanted :) Thank you again for your message!!!
(Here’s the gorgeous Miraculous x Hunter fanart by the lovely emthimofnight that has all the info you need about this au)
“So,” Gon said casually, trying his best to sound relaxed despite the rapid thumping of his heart. “I heard you met Ladybug the other day.”
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Killua look at him sharply.
“Who told you that?” Killua asked after a beat.
“Um-” Gon’s mind flashed through the names of people he and Killua knew, “- Zushi, I think.”
“Hm.” Killua turned back to his homework, scribbling down another answer to a math problem that had Gon stumped. “He heard right, then.”
Gon waited for more, holding his breath, but Killua didn’t say anything else.
He pouted. “Ki-llu-aaaaa,” he whined and poked his best friend’s arm.
“What,” Killua snapped.
“You have to give me more details then that! You met Yorknew’s superhero and-”
“Yorknew has TWO superheros,” Killua interrupted loudly. “Ladybug’s only one of them. The more annoying one of them, actually.”
Gon winced. Ouch. Had Killua really disliked him that much? All he had been doing was trying to save Killua’s life!
“I’m guessing you didn’t get along well with Ladybug, then?” he said weakly.
Killua shrugged without looking up from his homework and said offhandedly, “He was alright. In his own way. He wouldn’t leave me alone, though.”
“Well, you were in danger! I wouldn’t have left you alone, either.”
That made Killua pause. Gon smiled slightly at the faint pink hue that grew on Killua’s normally pale cheeks. Killua got so embarrassed over the smallest things.
“Th-that’s different,” Killua stuttered out. “You and me- we’re best friends. Ladybug doesn’t know me, he didn’t need to babysit me like that. I’m not some damsel in distress, Gon. I can take care of myself.”
Wrong, Gon thought as he cupped his chin in his right hand. Ladybug knew Killua better then Killua could ever begin to imagine.
Ladybug was sitting right next to him at this very moment, after all.
“You’re still weaker then Ladybug,” Gon pointed out. “And if he saved you, that’s the only thing that matters!”
Killua made a face. “You weren’t the one being carried bridal-style a hundred feet in the air, okay? You would’ve been annoyed with him, too. Oh.” He stopped talking, an unreadable emotion filtering into those bright blue eyes of his. “But you like Ladybug better, right? I can’t believe I almost forgot that.”
Gon pictured silky hair the color of moonbeams, rippling muscles covered in black leather, a curling tail and sharp eyes so blue they stole Gon’s breath away.
“I wouldn’t say that,” Gon said a second too late and Killua let out a huff.
“Well, whatever.” Killua circled another answer. “The only thing you need to know about Ladybug is that he wouldn’t leave me the hell alone. If I ever see him again, I’m gonna make him buy me a ton of chocolate to make up for the crap he pulled.”
Gon laughed awkwardly, rubbing the back of his neck and making a mental note to avoid Killua as Ladybug at all costs.
He didn’t have enough money to pull off the kind of chocolate Killua would demand of Ladybug. Better to just keep his distance for now.
Addendum to last post
The level of adoration for he has for her… only interrupted when he here’s something from the kitchen 😂