#keeps.com

[aqueouserbium]

Fuck Keeps

And I made shitty flowchart in MS Paint about it.

In short, their shitty website, which I accessed using Keeps.com/Phil from Philip DeFranco's sponsorship, claimed a 50% and showed one, but the moment an account is set-up, the page reloads with a "1 month free" discount, reducing the discount from 50% to 33%. Discounts are discounts—so thog, I guess—but this is basically shameless scamming.

Not every person pays enough attention after the website is adamant about the price being one specific way. This is stupid, and they should be ashamed of this, especially when people dealing balding feel bad enough. My hungry ass just doesn't like my shrinking hairline, but now I don't like Keeps either. Fuck them, and fuck my hairline.

[subvertising-blog1]

Well here’s a jolly fellow! And why not? He’s celebrating a victory over gravity and follicle weakness, all at once. Still that grin betrays a bit of hubris. The sense that, at any second, his smile will slowly fade. As the newly grown hair slides off like a hubcap of warm ice cream on a hot summer day.