#keepxrminho

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keepxrminho replied to your post: keepxrminho I SEE YOU.

I AM IN THE DRAFTS SQUISHY ARE YOUE XCITE D DDO YOU SMELL THE PAIN COMING UR WAY

I MAY BE REGRETTING MY ENTHUSIASM.

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keepxrminho

I SEE YOU.

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[text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.

texts from last night! meme

[ text; batman ]: i told you not to drink without me.[ text; batman ]: that’s what you get for not listening to your adorable, wise girlfriend.[ text; batman ]: i’m gonna buy some coffee and i’ll come by your place in ten.[ text; batman ]: you’re welcome & i love you too.

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[text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.

texts from last night! meme

[ text; batman ]: WHAT?![ text; batman ]: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?![ text; batman ]: OH MY GOD

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[text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now

texts from last night! meme

[ text; batman ]: 70% saturated fat and processed sugar by weight.[ text; batman ]: other than that i’ve got nothing.[ text; batman ]: share?

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[text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.

texts from last night! meme

[ text; batman ]: or...[ text; batman ]: we can cuddle and watch some movies.[ text; batman ]: JUST PLEASE DON’T LET ME BE SOBER BY MYSELF.[ text; batman ]: i loveeee yooou, Min. please, please, please?

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[text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings.

texts from last night! meme

[ text; batman ]: that actually sounds like fun.[ text; batman ]: i have to wake up kind of early tomorrow, though.[ text; batman ]: i guess i’ll just have to watch you drink whilst being sober[ text; batman ]: :((((