#kegregard

[saintdollyparton]

Beau has such great luck with women in the Greying Wildlands. That, and every time she bangs, the group gains a level. (At least when she bangs a player character, guest star or not.) Plus, when she hooked up with Keg, her level-up essentially gave her magic hands. (Ki-empowered strikes.) Her hook up with Reani precedes her moving to level 10, which gives monks Purity of Body aka immunity to poison and disease. Pussy is good for you, y'all. Vitamin V!

Also the Beau and Reani shipname is totes Reanbeau, right?

[spacefjords]

BEAU WEEK DAY FIVE:  Lesbian Pride & Visibility Day

obvs what better way to celebrate lesbian day than having All The Ladies

[modernvetherature]

every time i remember kegregard was a thing i have to like. take a moment. that was some good shit

[sprogalena]

Me, analysing beau interacting with any female:

[great-sketch-pectations]

Keg sneaks out in the morning (with disadvantage)

[bixbiboom]

[widobravely]

sometimes i think about kegregard and i get real sad because we could have had it all, you know? slow burn type b, the kind that fucks within the first five scenes of the fic and spends the next 100k words pining and misunderstanding and pretending it's just fucking, and there's a scene when the sex is like real slow and soft and the narration goes like "it felt like making love, but it couldn't be; this arrangement had nothing to with love. it was lust, it was friends getting off; it wasn't love-related, it wasn't even love-adjacent. it was just...friends with benefits. and that is all this could ever be."

and then there's this huge drama scene and there's crying and jealousy and apparently they were both in love with each other the whole time??? surprisedpikachu.jpg

*sighs, blows a kiss to the sky*: that's for keg and ashly burch, and a pairing that could never be.

[windfalling]

You wake up and there is a letter.