#kehsk

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BABIES.  THEY’RE THE CUTEST.  I LOVE THEM.

Ierec is @sith-shenanigans‘s boy and Kehsk is my baby and i LOVE THEM SO MUCH.  I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

;v; i’m full of love for forever

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Hell. I'll do it. Whoops, some asshole Sith decided to be an asshole and fuck up a ritual because that's what assholes [and Zash] do, and now your Warriors and Inquisitors have switched bodies. How does everyone fare?

Ok so i spent like the last hour or so or whatever scouring discord for a Specific Image bc my brain immediately went 'Zal and Miakar swap' because THIS IS THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM:

ZAL IS TEENY WEENY AND I THINK IT'D BE AMAZING FOR THE PURE EXPERIENCE OF SUDDEN ALTITUDE DIFFERENCE XJDJDND.

If Eleikiri and Quiatar swapped, it'd be a Wild Ride, for 1 because suddenly Quiatar would have Big Giant Noodles to contend with bc Lekku and also people like trying to Murder Eleikiri for being a Sass Master, but also Eleikiri running around in Quiatar's body is a whole lot of Sudden Horrible Goose Energy in what is usually perceived as a Reserved, Proper Sith.

Malaré and Aea would be... less Jank. For certain. They're basically the same shape, but Mal has montrals, and their both similarly vibed bc Aea is just Barely sith as well.

I'm sorta following continuities for this, just to pair them up, and a Kehsk-Kryage swap would be Nightmarish. Kryage would be fckn UNBELIEVABLY uncomfortable, both from all the tight skin from the sheer volume of scars (many of them burns) on Kehsk's body and his natural tendency towards rampant hypothermia, and also from the fact that HE HAS NO EYES, AND SHE IS USED TO HAVING EYES.

Kehsk would have a 'hhhhhhh' over it, bc Mmm No Thank You This Is Janky Nope. Suddenly Taller by like 4 inches and also EYES WHAT THE FUCK???? WHY ARE THEY LIKE THAT. WHY DO THEY NEED TO BLINK. HOWMST. Jjdjdjdjddj

It's a Whole pile.

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Got tagged by @blueburds​ !!!!! Thank u for the tag, you’re a peach <3

U hhhh h hh, if u see this, and wanna get in on it, GO FOR IT.  I’m a big marshmallow nerd, tag me in things [slap slap slap on the metaphorical counter] i will always delight in being tagged in shit. Open tag, go HAM.

okiedoke bc i’m Nerd I have Art Wip and also Words Wip so like

Art Wip:

this is a lilttle bit of a wonky one, bc i’m like, it’s one of a pair of arts fjkla.  This is the under-clothes for Kehsk’s fckn, Hoth Outfit, bc Mr Chronic Hypothermia needs All The Warm, so I’m makin a fckn heated undersuit :D  I drew the whole underthing (here) and then covered it up completely in a secondary thing jfkldaj.  But yeehaw.  Here’s all the Fun Shit underneath lol

and then WORDS WIP

From the next chapter of Who Would You Have Been?

The interim name of this chapter is fckn, ‘ CHAPTER 5: THIS BITCH IS LIKE 5 STEPS FROM SPINDRALL WDYM I’VE SPENT LIKE 11K WORDS GETTING TO SPINDRALL ‘ which is Fucking Hilarious to me jfdkla.

Even with his back turned, he felt like someone never to be crossed.  His back was to Zal, not out of oversight, but assurance.  Sith turned their back on people who had no hope of killing them.  Confidence, misplaced or otherwise, let you see what was behind a Sith.  Zal wasn’t a threat to this man, and neither were the young would-be Sith training at the base of the staircase.

If he ever would be remained to be seen.

“Slave,”  the man rose from his place on the floor--Spindrall rose--and turned to face Zal,  “I know why you’re here.”

Something in his eyes made Zal’s skin crawl.  His stare pushed right through him, past him, into the electric core that Vibrance had made him touch.  Spindrall, it seemed, could see what was lurking under the surface.

“Welcome,”  the old Sith spread his arms, a gesture barely attempted, the barest hint of effort put into appearing hospitable, “to my humble hole.  You are here for your trials, yes?  To learn the ways of the Sith from a doddering old man in a tomb?”

It wasn’t a question.  It may have been phrased that way, but it wasn’t really a question.

“I’d hardly call you doddering-”

Spindrall raised his hand, leveling a look at Zal with a raised eyebrow, unamused.  Zal shut his mouth and pressed his lips together.  That was… an interruption.  Right.  Don’t do that.

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can’t stop won’t stop.

Ierec ( @sith-shenanigans‘s boy) and Kehsk are adorable and I am Consumed by them.

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I'm breaking the rules and picking many—Miakar, Mita, Kehsk (Don'tKillMeIerec), Skaia ... and Sunshine.

JFKDLASJLF u picked three of my aros in this pile lmfaoooo, but you did get the fckn, Basically some of the Biggest Snugglers so like, hell yeah.

fdkslajfas Miakar’s dating sim is actually a friendship speedrun, kid’s aro ace and if u flirt will Wet Blanket immediately.  Hilarious when you know him, and can totaly be done for Shenanigans Points, but he be lookin at u like ‘wot’. (Cuddly Rating: 9/10, will try to curl up in your lap, despite the fact that he’s basically 7 feet tall and built like a fuckin tank.)

Mita’d be cute tho.  I need to get him a fckn boyfriend already bc god he’s a disaster gay and fckn, he SOMFT about people he cares about ;v;   Altho if he really likes you, be warned.  He IS a little shit, and Will be a pain in the ass for attention.  (Cuddly Rating: 7/10, will commandeer your personal space for the specific intention of Being A Pain.)

Kehsk is an inverse dating run, sort of.  The more he cares about someone the less he wants to slam them fjdakls.  He’s super snuggly tho so like, dating sim hours is honestly just, how fast can u get him into snuggle pile fjdkla.  fjdkasfda catch the Kehsk Protection Duo out here ready to throw down at the slightest indication of >:/   Haia’s Big Buff Physically Intimidating but you are right to fear Ierec first fjkdla. (Cuddly Rating: 12/10, is very very huggable, only bones people he doesn’t have an emotional attachment to.) 

S k a i a.  He’s a bean, good fckn choice.  He kinda gets around tho so if ur fine with him getting in other people’s pants for Political Reasons, you’re home free fjdlak.  (Cuddly Rating: 7/10, just be aware that if you pick him up you’re liable to get an elbow in the eye bc he reacts with Limb Flail to being suddenly disoriented like that)

SUNSHINE.  Also aro (probably, he’s seeming to be leaning that way), but like, not averse to the Dating Scene.  He’s just fckn, Somft Sweet Boy.  Excellent choice.  (Cuddly Rating: 5/10, good to hug, but knows his personal sensory limits and will sometimes request no touchy until he’s back in the Fun Zone)

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It's Dromund Kaas' Kaas City Exhibition Day—the day when Sithly Sith and Old Fuck Imperials alike can hang up their weapons and just *enjoy* participating in random sports for entertainment (and of course, the honour of saying you destroyed your superiors Moff Imadick or Lord Ilostmaballs in a heated game of paddle-ball)—and it's time for the next event. Let's introduce the competitors: Your Inquisitors. The stage: An inflatable wrestling ring filled with wet dirt. The sport: Mud wrestling. Who will emerge the victor? :3c

>:0 NOW I’M MAD AT MYSELF FOR FALLING ASLEEP BEFORE I COULD READ THIS, BC THIS ASK IS FUCKING AMAZING

FUCK, THIS IS GOOD.

ok

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So like, you’d think, that the one who wins would be the One Person whose job it is to be Extremely Physical.  I have One assassin, and she’s a little shit.  She’s strong.

The thing is tho, Kehsk is strong too.

He’s actually like, he doesn’t look strong bc his fckn coat makes him look like a tiny little marshmallow in a fckn snow suit, but like, actually pretty strong.  Like, wow.  Kid’s got some muscle.

Zal’s at home in the mud and muck but also is a Twig and would get Smooshed jfdklaj.  And tbh Voremoura and Malaré would probably throw it fjklajfa.  They’re not so much the ‘get into the mud’ types fjdkla.

So it’d be between Kehsk and Eleikiri and Kehsk could probably actually kick Eleikiri’s ass in a one-on-one thing.

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I wanted to think of Good Scenario, but I forgot to eat today, so Brain went Splat. Therefore, Sith Inquisitors. If each one (individually) was forced to complete the Imperial version of an Escape Game (which, considering the Sith Empire, would probably be Much More Elaborate than an iRL Escape Game), and they're given the choice of Harkun, Zash, or Thanaton as their teammate, who would each Inquisitor pick and how would they go about winning the game? :D

You are Incredibly valid.

RIGHT ON. I'm going to assume this is like, escape game as in escape rooms, bc i googled it and that was the first thing to come up lmfao.

Zal would pick Zash. He's not Ever working with Thanaton, that bastard killed his kids, and he doesn't enjoy Lording Superiority over people which I feel is the only way that dynamic could comfortably fall with Harkun. Zash is reliable in her brand of Sneaky, and she's quick. He knows her better than he knows the other two as well, so she's PREDICTABLE. Granted, he doesn't like her much, mostly bc he likes Khem and he trusted Zash before she pulled that 'SIKE, I'm a DICK' thing on him. I think they'd work pretty well together, they have in the past, and where Zash is very 'be clever be studious', Zal's a very tactile/experiential learner who is good at practical stuff. They'd pair up well.

Eleikiri would pick Harkun. JUST to piss him off. That is Literally the only reason. She's a little shit and she WILL pick people based on how much Angery she can cause in others. They'd spend hours in there, far past when they should have figured it out, all because Eleikiri was determined to piss off Harkun as much as physically possible.

Malaré would also go Zash. She and Zal are very similar, both are pretty patient and level-headed. She's Not about to deal with Harkun's dumbshittery tho. Not happening. Harkun Sucks and she's gonna sit there and quietly flip him off from behind Zash. This wouldn't be AS effective a team-up as Zal and Zash, but they'd work together well enough.

Kehsk would, weirdly enough, pick Thanaton. Everyone else has this Problem of 'if they let Thanaton out of their sight he might Try Something' but that's not an issue with Kehsk. He's a miraluka. He got 360° "vision". Kehsk's also basically what happens when you give someone a grenade and say 'this explodes, but it also might heal you. Good luck.' If Thanaton wants to pull that pin, Kehsk will not only see it coming, but be More than capable of throwing hands. Their team-up would be... Weirdly Quiet. Not a lot of actual conversation or anything, just Weird and Quiet and Tense, and even weirder it would be efficient. Like. What. Thanaton Knows he's never out of sight and Kehsk knows he can never let his guard down. It's weird. It works better than it should.

Voremoura would choose Harkun, mostly for the purposes of 'haha get WRECKED we have to work together'. She'd probably end up kicking him by the end. Or walk out and just, WHACK, "fuck you."

And here is their SLIDES

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Time for some Inquisitor opinions! Does Harkun Have or Not Have Dat Ass? 🤣

THANK YOU FOR THIS ASK, I STARTED COUGHING FROM LAUGHTER.

The ✨ ONLY ✨ Inquisitor I have who would say that he Do is Eleikiri and she don't even BELIEVE that shit. She'd just say it to piss him off!!!

And Kehsk might be into people being mean to him, but that's AFTER he's given the go-ahead, so Harkun gets a Fuck No from him fjejddjjdd.

No other inquisitor would give that ass a 👀. Hell, I didn't even know Zal was into dudes until Andronikos showed up and that fun little representation of Zal that lives in my brain rolled up like 'Oh Hello Hot Pirate Man' and I went 'OH YOU'RE NOT ACE? GOOD TO KNOW BUDDY'. And thus the 'gay space wizard campaign' tag was born on my swtor blog, and i never fckn use that tag bc i Forget