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@ The Sith Warriors: Emperor Sexy, Yes or Yes? 👀👀👀

I put perhaps an Entirely Unnecessary Amount Of Effort into this ask fjrjdjdjdj. But I decided I wanted to draw this one so uh, Y E A H. I spent 17 and a half total hours on this djdjdjdjd. Y'all with enough energy or perseverence to do this on a regular basis are Powerful.

So I'mma Plug My Shit down here djdjdjd Yeehaw.

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Hell. I'll do it. Whoops, some asshole Sith decided to be an asshole and fuck up a ritual because that's what assholes [and Zash] do, and now your Warriors and Inquisitors have switched bodies. How does everyone fare?

Ok so i spent like the last hour or so or whatever scouring discord for a Specific Image bc my brain immediately went 'Zal and Miakar swap' because THIS IS THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM:

ZAL IS TEENY WEENY AND I THINK IT'D BE AMAZING FOR THE PURE EXPERIENCE OF SUDDEN ALTITUDE DIFFERENCE XJDJDND.

If Eleikiri and Quiatar swapped, it'd be a Wild Ride, for 1 because suddenly Quiatar would have Big Giant Noodles to contend with bc Lekku and also people like trying to Murder Eleikiri for being a Sass Master, but also Eleikiri running around in Quiatar's body is a whole lot of Sudden Horrible Goose Energy in what is usually perceived as a Reserved, Proper Sith.

Malaré and Aea would be... less Jank. For certain. They're basically the same shape, but Mal has montrals, and their both similarly vibed bc Aea is just Barely sith as well.

I'm sorta following continuities for this, just to pair them up, and a Kehsk-Kryage swap would be Nightmarish. Kryage would be fckn UNBELIEVABLY uncomfortable, both from all the tight skin from the sheer volume of scars (many of them burns) on Kehsk's body and his natural tendency towards rampant hypothermia, and also from the fact that HE HAS NO EYES, AND SHE IS USED TO HAVING EYES.

Kehsk would have a 'hhhhhhh' over it, bc Mmm No Thank You This Is Janky Nope. Suddenly Taller by like 4 inches and also EYES WHAT THE FUCK???? WHY ARE THEY LIKE THAT. WHY DO THEY NEED TO BLINK. HOWMST. Jjdjdjdjddj

It's a Whole pile.

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*tosses a bin of pen icons* BRING IT ON

i have a custom dice roller up so i’m going to do Small dumps for 5 different characters based on my d70 let’s get this party STARTED.

53, 56, 38, 57, and 37 jfdklsaj damn this dice roller really wants me to talk about Tiama fjdasl.  It’s been trying this since the start but I’ve never been in the mood to talk about them lmfao.  But I’m Into It This Time.

53 - Kahnahal: Kahn is a Fucking Wild little shit of a trooper.  Like.  Holy shit.  He belongs to my doomed timeline and he’s so wild.  Dude’s got the most obnoxious luck in the galaxy, and it’s like someone taking a Pass/Fail option for either a 8 Bajillion point gpa or a ‘get suspended, expelled, and then Murdered’.  On a D20, he either gets a 1 or a 20.  There is no in between, only crit success and crit fails.  Like, bro wears sith armor with the republic insignia badly spray painted onto a the pauldrons and One Leg.  It should not work to get him behind enemy lines.  He is a TROOPER, he has a GUN.  But it DOES work.  But on the flipside he’s missing one of his lekku because he fuckin blasted it off on a crit fail day.  Just another on my list of togs that are Fucking Disasters tbh fjdklsa.

56- Tiama:  OKIEDOKE, another one for the Doomed Timeline fjdla.  Tiama’s what happened when I went ‘I need a character with all the chaotic and falling-apart energy of Brian David Gilbert and I need that Now’ and then I made them Rhaeyk’s roommate.  So Tiama exists now fjla. They’re my only Zeltron, and they’re like, remarkably chill for how much Chaos they have crammed into them fjdkal.  Although they have the Delightful dialogue between them and Rhaeyk that is:

"If you burn down the apartment again I'm making you move in with my mother!  Don't think I won't!" 

"You wouldn't." 

"You're on thin ice, soldier.  I don't want to replace my equipment again."

 "Ama." 

 "Don't test me, Rhaeyk.  I don't have your government paycheck." 

38 - Kisuran: KISU, OH POOR DISASTEROUS KISU.  He’s part of a mini-continuity that’s full of Chaotic Nonsense and also A Terrible Jedi. Kisu’s my sith pureblood smuggler lol, and he is Extra As Fuck (lmfao if that phrasing is even remotely relevant anymore.  i haven’t seen it in a while but i’m gonna keep using it anyways).  His boyfriend is that timeline’s trooper, bc i was like ‘haha what if,,, sith pureblood smuggler,,, and chiss trooper,,, o3o’ and now we have Kisu and Corin lol.  Kisu’s a clumsy garbagefire tho, I love him.  He Cannot be trusted with anything fragile he Will yeet it out the window at maximum speed by tripping over his own feet.

57 - Lord Halicos: SPEAK OF THE FUCKIN BITCH AND HE SHALL APPEAR.  Fuckin talked about him in the babbling about Miakar and Here The Bitch Is.  This is Miakar’s dad.  This, this absolute fuckwad, is one of my most horrible characters.  He’s entirely a background character but he’s Important and fckn, this is the man that Miakar decided to replace with Quinn as far as ‘this is my dad’ things go.  Halicos is the only person Miakar’s afraid of.  And he’s terrified of him.  Halicos Get Stabbed Challenge 2k21.  Deserves to be stabbed for causing Fear in the chaos baby and for winning the Terrible Parent Award.  Koriatta also was originally apprenticed to Halicos, before Zal went ‘yeah, I’m your dad now.  Fuck this guy’ and basically stole her.  Because Halicos is terrible.  Old man needs to get Rekt.  Gonna get every kid he picks up Yoinked because he doesn’t deserve to be in charge of kids.

37 - Kryage: KRYAGEEEEE, ANOTHER TOG WHO IS A DISASTER FJDKLASJ.  She also happens to be a Rare Breed among my characters in that she knows Exactly what the fuck she is doing and is Confident in it.  She’s fuckin awesome.  I love her jfdlkaj.  She belongs to Kehsk’s continuity, off doin her own wild ass shit.  fjdakl my best friend has been working through my oc powerpoint (a seperate one) and bastardizing it and it’s the funniest shit.  Kryage got the ‘MMMM, HOT LADY’ mark of approval bc she’s Confident and Has Her Shit Together jflkdsa.  It’s fantastic.  She’s great.  What a fuckin disasterous pile of ‘I’m Hot Shit And I Know It’ fjdklasj.

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My Brain likes scenarios right now, so time for a new one. SO. Sith Warriors. If Sith Alchemy happened, and each one found themselves at the Jedi Temple in the body of a Jedi, what would happen?

OOOOO hello COOL IDEA.

Ok so like, the 2 that would have The Least Trouble would be Quiatar and Halicos.

Quiatar bc she's a lightsided Bean and would actually find the experience rather educational and informative, just for her own purposes. She's also Pretty Smart.

Halicos because he's Horrible, like Yikes Horrible. He's 53, he's a full Sith Lord, he's the (Not Good At Being Dad) Father of the Wrath (Miakar). He's a crafty bastard who would take that opportunity to Fuck Some Shit Up.

Aea, my old self-insert who fckn took off into the woods to craft their own story and decided to Stop being a self-insert, would be Uncomfy As Fuck being in Republic space, but comfy as hell in jedi robes bc their origin is that they were CO of Havoc, spent the Entire time wearing Jedi armor for the 'oh look it's a jedi SIKE I HAVE A GUN' factor, and then got fckn Yoinked by the empire and tossed into the SW storyline bc Whoops they're Ironically force sensitive. They'd probably try to actually like, find Help. Regardless of their current allegiances, it's in the best interest of Everyone that they get Out of Jedi Body.

Miakar... he'd either have Unreasonable Amounts Of Fun, or he'd have a full blown anxiety attack in the middle of the hallway. He's weird. He's Weird. He's weird and he's eighteen. He's Baby. He's a baby that thinks dead lizards are an Appropriate Gift Of Friendship and that Mass Murder counts as a 'for the lols' decision. Tbh if he wasn't busy making a Mess of things he'd probably try to holo Quinn, be like 'I'm trapped inside a Jedi WHAT DO' bc he claimed Quinn as His Dad Now, Not Taking Constructive Criticism and when he's having a bad time he goes and finds either Quinn or Adialat (a Delightful cat who i still need to draw that belongs to @sith-shenanigans ).

I have No Clue what Kryage would do. She's fckn, immensely confident and self-assured. She might just Roll with it tbh. Definitely weird, not THE weirdest thing ever.

I will put pics of each blip in the reblogs fjdjdjdjd. I have to go find them and I want to Share.

Or tbh they're also vibing in my PowerPoint which is Here if u feel like slogging through my fckn 8 million ocs

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Sith Inquisitor vs Sith Warrior Dance Party. Everything is allowed including lightsabres as glowsticks and lightning as ambience. Who wins?

The warriors xjdjssjs. Zal doesn't really dance, he's a music person (which he HIDES bc he's a DORK) but not a dance person. Kehsk would be a DUMPSTERFIRE, not really dance-y, and he doesn't tend to try. He's got rhythm but it's all in his hands and torso.

But Miakar and Kryage have No Shame in the dance department. And neither does Aea. And Aea has actual training in different dance varieties.

Eleikiri would try So Hard to match it, but she wouldn't. The only inquisitor who has like, Actual Skill that they can pass off as Fine off of pure bullshitting it is Malaré, but that's basically it lmfao.

The warriors have too many 'no shame' people, the inquisitors have too much No Fun Zone Childhoods, and folks with rhythm but no need to dance lol.

Voremoura would sit in the back corner with the No Dance pile, bc apparently my inquisitors are just Danceless Fools lmfaooo.

Quiatar would also sit out, the one warrior who isn't Into It xjdjdjdjd.