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Skye: Are you ready to commit???

Keieg: …a crime or to a relationship?

Skye: How do tall people sleep when the blanket doesn’t cover all of them?

Keieg: …babe… it’s four in the morning.

Skye: So you can’t sleep huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Keieg: wanna take this up to the bedroom?

Skye: why? what’s up there?

Keieg: Oh by the way did you bring protection?

Skye, getting out a knife: W-why, what’s up there?

Skye: Did you know that when you look at someone you like, your pupils expand by 60%?

Kéieg, with pupils like saucepans: No way, that’s ridiculous.

Keieg, seeing a Remorhaz: I have a bad feeling about this...

Skye: Huh? What do you mean?

Keieg: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Skye: No??

Keieg:

Keieg: That actually explains so much.

Kéieg: You’re cute when you’re angry.

Skye, seething: Oh yeah?? Well I’m about to get real fucking adorable.

Skye: Pierre always gives Neuse flowers. It would be nice if you did the same!

Keieg: Alright.

[later]

Keieg: Here you go.

Neuse: huh? What are these flowers for

Keieg: I'm just as confused as you are.

Sera: Please bring coke to the party!!

Kéieg: [brings coke]

Letty: [brings pepsi]

Dunvul: [brings cocaine]

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