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Sera: Please bring coke to the party!!

Kéieg: [brings coke]

Letty: [brings pepsi]

Dunvul: [brings cocaine]

Haru: Do you take constructive criticism?

Dunvul: I only take cash or credit.

Dunvul: First thing I did on my birthday: I took a shit.

Ciolston: Only one?

Ciolston: It’s your birthday, take as many shits as you want.

Dunvul, in a 3pc suit and sunglasses: I asked if you wanted to do a con with me!!

Azazel, in full cosplay: well you should have been more specific.

Flint: Um, Dunvul, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Dunvul: We need money!

Flint: You're scamming him?

Dunvul: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Flint: What?! No way!

Dunvul: Why not? We already stole Taiga!

Taiga: Hey guys

Flint: No, we didn't. Taiga can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever they want!

Taiga: I wanna steal

Session 17

Receptionist: You’re late.

Dunvul: A rogue is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Receptionist:

Receptionist: you slept through your alarm didn’t you

Dunvul: I slept through my alarm.

“There is a fine line between being wanted sexually and wanted criminally, and it’s the line that I just snorted.”

—Dunvul, after session 15

Inai: Ya know, bisexuality ain’t that hard to understand. Girls are cute. Guys are cute. What more do you want from me?

Dunvul: I want your wallet :)

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