Jan 21, 2018
lance: danger is my middle name
keith under his breath: why can’t mine be cool like that mine is gerald
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lance: danger is my middle name
keith under his breath: why can’t mine be cool like that mine is gerald
can we as a fandom collectively decide that keith does not and will never have a middle name to save us of these woes
Keith Gerald Way Kogane
am i supposed to go on with my life normally when keith's middle name is Gerald?
lance: when we get married, can i Please take your last name? | keith, sputtering: what, why? | lance, softly: i don't want your name to keith gerald mcclain. i Don't Want That For You
i read ‘keith gerald mcclain’ in a texan accent and i nearly Fucking Died!!!!
So while we're talking about Keith's middle name
Can he get a really cool Galra middle name instead? I mean I love Keith Gerald but some of the Galra characters have such cool and/or pretty names.
Kolivan? Antok? Pretty cool sounding names.
Axca? LITERALLY THE PRETTIEST SOUNDNG NAME IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AND I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THAT
Also, his mom would've given him his middle name before he left?? And it could be another part of his Galra heritage?
Imagine Keith as a kid asking his dad where his middle name comes from, and his dad doesn't reply- he just looks away with a sad smile on his face.
Imagine the confusion when he hears a bunch of alien names that, for some reason, remind him of his own- and the sudden realization when he sees Ulaz's blade.
Imagine him meeting his mom, and her explaining that she named him after a relative or a fallen BoM comrade. Imagine them going through old pictures together, and his mom telling him about the other half of his family. Of the half of his past that was right there, in his own name, but was hidden from him his entire life.
Y'all are seriously sleeping on this.
I really need someone...just anyone to explain to me where this comes from because.....GERALD!? Y'all could have gone with any name. It could have been something basic like Joshua or Noah or some shit. Run with the Korean theme and gave him a Korean name or something. I've even seen Akira. You could have mixed it up and gave him a spicy name or something. Fucked around and called him Keith Crimson Kogane because uncreative and red. But, NOPE, not you guys. You came up with fucking
GERALD
at this point 'gerald' is just a weird noise in my head