Feeling anxious (probably from oversocialising this weekend), so gonna try to relax and go to sleep. Also kelleherd may never get her body butter back because OMG it smells SO GOOD. ;)
Dropped off kelleherd and cyanidemonster a little while ago.
They left their hair ties in my bedroom and I’m currently wearing them on my wrist (my hair’s too short to tie back) ‘cos I miss those goobers already.
can your warden do a handstand? (a split? a cartwheel?)
Yes, and backflips!
how does your warden typically sneeze? (do they sneeze in multiples?)
ahhCHOOOO and proceeds to scare the camp
how well do they swim?
Very well, he learnt to swim so he wasn’t at risk while fishing.
in what state do they keep their fingernails?
He bites his nails often as a nervous habit
what was their first experience with losing a tooth like?
Terrifying. He lost it while play fighting with Tamlen and he cried to the Keeper because he didn’t know his teeth would be replaced.
how does your warden like their eggs cooked?
Scrambled, and with toast
how ticklish are they?
Very, but if you tickle him he will elbow you in the face.
what kind of weather does your warden prefer?
Raining, he gets sleepy when its sunny. He loves to sit in the rain.
hot or cold showers? assuming they’re in a situation where a shower would exist. assuming they’ve ever washed in their life. is your warden smelly
He’d rather have hot showers, since he’s only used to cold baths. He loves to bath, tied in with his love of the rain.
what does your warden smell like?
Leather, roast ram and probably darkspawn blood.
how fast can your warden book it?
Very, he’s one of the fastest in the group.
how are they with heights?
Hates them, but thankfully he’s not had to go anywhere high up since Fort Drakon and the Archdemon fight.
do they cry a lot? at what? are they quiet or loud?
Rarely but it does happen. He’s still guilt racked over Tamlen and many of the bloody events of the Fifth Blight (Like killing Father Genetivi in a rash decision). He’s a soft crier, mostly during the night where he can cuddle into Zevran for support.
can your warden burp on command?
No, and he’s rather upset over his since Alistair (probably) can.
How Vengeful Are They
He believes in second chances, but he’s also stubborn so if he’s firm in the belief that someone won’t change, he will take action.
is their bellybutton an innie or an outie?
Innie
how do they handle being injured?
Pretty well. He got injured a lot while hunting so he has a pretty good endurance.
how good is their poker face?
Fantastic when playing Wicked Grace, terrible when flirting with Zevran. He gets a big stupid grin on his face and he gets all blushy.
in a situation where your warden and alistair both arrive at a party late and there is one slice of cake left, what does your warden do?
Race Alistair to the piece, experianced at out running humans and their big clunky legs.
the same situation as 19, but it’s dog instead of alistair
Jhay Mahariel and Zevran Arainai, my favourite battle couple <3
1. What was you warden’s first impression of Zevran?
‘Who da fuck is dis guy and why is he tryin’ ta kill me?!’
2. What was Zevran’s first impression of the Warden?
Probably something like ‘Please just don’t slaughter me painfully’
3. What did the Warden find attractive about Zevran?
What didn’t he find attractive about Zevran? Golden eyes, that strong jaw, how flexible he was... Also he has an Elf bias, being one himself.
4. What did Zevran find attractive about the Warden?
Strong hands, bright blue and brown eyes, an attractive laugh, friendly...
5. Who made the first move?
Zevran, with the offer of a massage~ Jhay had enough worries on his plate to consider it, but the second Zev offered he leapt at the chance.
6. Where/when was their first kiss?
There first kiss was shortly before they had sex, but they’re first proper ‘I love you’ kiss was after they killed Taliesen together.
7. Where/when (if?) did they visit the tent?
At camp, of course, and before they travelled to the Brecilian Forest. (After circle tower and Redcliffe)
8. How did the rest of the party react to their relationship?
Wynne gave her ‘You know he’s only after sex right and Grey Wardens shouldn’t be in Relationships’ speech. Morrigan and Lelianna were surprised but supportive. Alistair didn’t then trust Zev at all so was concerned but Jhay reasured him. Sten didn’t care, Oghren just wanted them to stop being so loud at night, Shale found it weird because ew flesh creatures and Dog (Ser Slobber) found it the best thing ever when he could have two people he could lay on at night!
9. Did Zevran ever consider betraying the Warden and returning to the Crows?
Not a second. Jhay said that he’d have to be dead so Tailiesen could get Zevran back and he said he’d never let that happen.
10. Did Zevran fight in the last battle with them?
He did, though he kept the Darkspawn busy while Jhay and Wynne tried to get the Archdemon to fight back with the hoard and not on that platform.
11.If the Dark Ritual was performed, how did Zevran react to it?
Jhay didn’t tell him until much later, and he was shocked and slightly upset but did realise he’d be dead otherwise.
12. Did Zevran ever say he loves the Warden, and if yes, under what circumstances?
He admitted he had strong feelings after the Landsmeet, and gave Jhay his earing as an offer of proposal but never said he loves him until after the battle, he was saving it for a special occasion. He never stopped saying it afterwards!
13. Does Zevran get married to the Warden?
Yes, after the events of Awakening when Jhay travelled to Antiva to meet up with him again. They duel in the streets for a laugh, before marrying a few days later.
14. What do they do after the Blight?
Travel, do Warden business, travel some more then they go together to research the Calling.
15. Do they ever have/adopt kids?
Nah. Jhay has never been interested, plus they’re lives are a touch busy for kids!
16. Does Zevran ever take them to visit antiva?
They go once every few years to celebrate their Anniversary, but only if they aren’t busy.
17. Does Zevran meet their family?
Jhay took Zev to see the Sabrae clan right before the explosion in Kirkwall. This was after the Keeper had been killed and Jhay was inconsolable for weeks, especially when the clan blamed Merrill who was once his best friend after Tamlen. Zev helped with the final battle with the Knight Captain and Jhay helped the clan get to safety. He never got to see Merrill but Jhay was sorta glad because he wasn’t sure how he’d react.
18. What is the most important thing they taught each other (emotional or otherwise)?
Jhay taught Zev how to be open about his emotions, and Zev taught Jhay both how to be an assassin, and how to relax even when the world is ending!
19. What are their favourite aspects of each other?
Already answered
20. Who is more dominant in their relationship?
They’re both pretty dominant in their own ways. Zev normally tops in bed, but Jhay takes charge because he’s a leader. Jhay likes being looked after when the day is done.
21. What’s their favorite non-sexual activity to do together?
Star gazing, and making poison together! Its a weird facination they both share.
22. If they had a song what would it be?
Daydream in Blue by I Monster ;)
23. Do they argue? If so, what about?
Jhay can get really headstrong at times and irritable when things get over complicated but refuses to do anything but what he see’s as the right option, when Zev is much more level headed but also likes taking an easier option so their arguments are normally over whose right or wrong.
24. What pet peeves do they have about each other?
Jhay talks while he’s eating (He’s learning, old habits die hard), he often speaks to himself in what Elvish he knows so Zev can’t understand what he’s saying, and sleeps like he’s the only one in bed. Zev doesn’t always take things as seriously as Jhay thinks he should, speaks Antivan to get back at Jhay for speaking Elvish, steals the blankets when Jhay takes up room in the bed.
