#ken war

[cantevenbeachhere]

Dear Ken Diary,

You’re not going to believe this. You’re not. I know you’re not because I don’t believe it. You ready for this? You’re not but I’m gonna tell you anyway.

Allan. Wasn’t. Joking.

HE CAN FIGHT!! Like actually fight!

And it was…insane to watch! But in like the best way possible! He got gold in all those categories! I’m so proud of him 🏅🏅 I mean, dude. It was ridiculous. I loved it.

Where was he during the Ken War anyway?! He would’ve been on my team! Hhmmmm…actually…Maybe it was for the best he wasn’t there now that I think about it. Still though.

Dude I WISH! I wish wish wish I could’ve gotten a picture of Cool Ken’s face when Allan won the match against him 😂😂😂 One of the funniest moments of my life! The Barbie Land Olympics were all totally worth it just for that moment.

Amazing.

[cantevenbeachhere]

Dear Ken Diary,

WHEW! What a day! Today’s entry’s gonna be short because I’m wiped out. I’ll tell more about it tomorrow; I promise, but I didn’t wanna skip a day either.

So today, Ken, Ken, and I went to the movies and watched The Sound of Barbie. It was interesting! It was a musical; there were like seven kids in it; and some of the costumes were made out of drapes! DRAPES! Talk about ingenuity, dude.

There was this scary bit in it that talked about like war and stuff though, but you didn’t see anything, thank goodness. There wasn’t anything like the Ken War in it either, but that wasn’t scary to me. But these dudes talking about war were really creepy. But the good news is that was only a little bit of the movie, and the rest was great!

That part was fun. That was like the middle part of the day. The beginning part of the day was kinda boring. The ending part of the day was…hectic.

Remind me tomorrow to tell you about how Pepper went missing and all the Kens and Barbies rallied together to look for him. I’m too wiped out to tell the story now.

Spoiler alert: Pepper’s just fine.

Talk tomorrow! Bedtime now 💤🥱

[fortunes-haven]

Watching Two Towers again and my hand slipped.