#kendallandersen

[addisonpendragon]

text 💬 kendison

Addison: It’s not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.

Addison: Sorry, that was a weirdly dramatic way to say shirtless. I feel like that barely even qualifies as partial nudity at a frat party; people are stripping at those all the time!

Addison: I asked Gani to fix your arm for you, though. Would you have even known you'd broken it if I didn't tell you? She does such a good job, I bet it doesn't hurt at all!

[hadleyforte]

text 💬 hadall

Hadley: Hi! Sorry I had to run out so quickly early! But I hope you had a wonderful rest of your night!

Hadley: Also sorry that we didn't get much actual piano practicing in! I feel like at this rate I'm never going to teach you any Christmas songs and I never meant to be such a terrible, horrible, no-good, very-bad teacher!

Hadley: But um, since I DON'T want to be a disappointing piano teacher, I kind of had a crazy idea that I wanted to run by you? If um, you want to hear it?

[hokukawena]

text 💬 hokdall

Hoku: UGH, why am I always the one dueting with hot boys on TikTok but they're never the ones dueting me? Do I need sexier bikinis to get their attention or something??

[margovasilovich]

@kendallandersen​:

Poems are only romantic if you’re good at writing poems – believe me, it was far cringier than cute! And I don’t know, I never found out if the pizzas were eaten or not, I just wanted to send them things! In my mind, it was like “who could hate free pizza?”, right? But what’s a murder pizza anyway? You make it sound like a very common weapon and I’m intrigued!

No, you’re super wrong! I mean, if it’s terribad don’t perform it in class where everyone can know it’s no good, but someone would still be flattered you put that much effort into it, I swear. When people say it’s the thought that counts, it applies to situations like that! Umm... I don’t know, a poisoned pizza that’s going to make you die? Hansel and Gretel followed murder breadcrumbs! Evil food is a thing.

[rilespan]

TEXT ✉️$ RIDALL

Riley: Ooooh, have you ever thought about using a boy model instead? Kendall Andersen's cute and he seems nice, I bet he'd work with you, Sky!

[ingridwestergaard]

TEXT ✉️☮ KENGRID

Ingrid: I'm so sorry if my tree pose earlier blocked the sun on your face during your nap! I honestly didn't see you on that bench when I started my workout!

[novafitzherbert]

TEXT ✉️💫 KENVA

Nova: Have you ever frozen a pair of your dad's underwear?

[leilaniwaialiki]

@kendallandersen:

Don’t be sorry at all, we’re right and we should say it, as loud as we can for everyone to note: YOU DON’T KILL TWINS!!! Honestly, that alone should’ve warned us how off the rails she would be in years to come, don’t you think?

Well, now looking back in retrospect I think her choices might have been influenced by George R.R. Martin, because that was around the time that buzz about a Game of Thrones show was starting, wasn’t it? And those books leave a lot of crazy damage in their wake, maybe she also wanted to be legendarily brutal? But it didn’t work as well for her because her books were supposed to be for children!!! What was she thinking? I knew she was going to kill a Weasley, but why Fred?