the becoming part 2
[Siren blares]
Cop: Hold right there! Put your hands on your head! Do it!
*cop gets beat up by someone from behind*
Spike: Hello, cutie. *steps towards buffy*
Buffy: *punches Spike and knees him in the groin*
Spike: Will you hold on a second!
Buffy: *pulls out stake*
Spike: Hey! White flag here. I quit.
Buffy: Let me clear this up for you. We're mortal enemies? We don't get time-outs.
Spike: You want to go around, pet, I'll have a gay old time of it. You want to stop Angel, we're gonna have to play this a bit differently.
Buffy: What are you talking about?
Spike: I'm talking about your ex, pet, I'm talking about putting him in the bloody ground.
Buffy: *chuckles* This has got to be the lamest trick you guys have ever thought up.
Spike: He's got your watcher. Right now he's probably torturing him.
Buffy: What do you want?
Spike: I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world.
Buffy: You do remember that you're a vampire, right?
Spike: We like to talk big... vampires do.
"I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around your friends with a pint of blood. Truth is, I like this world. You've got dog racing. Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like happy meals with legs. It's all right here.
*lights cigarette*
But then, someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Good-bye, Picadilly, farewell Lester bloody square, you know what I'm saying?
Buffy: *groans* okay, fine, you're not down with Angel. Why would you ever come to me?
Spike: I want Dru back. I want it like it was before he came back. The way she acts around him...
Buffy: You're pathetic.
Spike: *punches Buffy*
Buffy: *punches Spike* I lost a friend tonight--
Spike: I wasn't in on that raiding party--
Buffy: And I may lose more. The whole earth may be sucked into hell and you want my help because your girlfriend's a big ho?
Spike: I can't fight them both alone, and neither can you--
Buffy: *hits Spike harder* I hate you.
Spike: And I'm all you've got.
Cop: *moaning*
Buffy: All right. tTalk.
Spike: All right I'm just gonna kill this guy
Buffy: AHEM
Spike: Oh, right.
Buffy: Let's get inside.
