Kennedawn, Margo/Alice, and Buffalow (Buffy/Willow)?
Gives nose/forehead kisses - oh, 100% Dawn. Kennedy spends a long time pretending she is too Tough for nose kisses, but she can’t hide the fact that she melts when Dawn kisses her nose
Gets jealous the most - Kennedy. girl’s gotta get her way
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive - both, it’s fairly split here
Takes care of on sick days - Kennedy is whiny when she’s sick, meanwhile Dawn uses being sick as a chance to read all the books on whatever relevant research topic and then spends the next few weeks spouting relevant-but-mostly-useless trivia
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day - Dawn drags Kennedy out, from where she laid out a towel tanning
Gives unprompted massages - mostly Dawn giving Kennedy massages - Slayering can be hard on her muscles
Drives/rides shotgun - Kennedy drives, Dawn rides shotgun and takes over the music, singing along to Pop Top 40
Brings the other lunch at work - Dawn has the closest to a ‘normal’ job, so mostly it’s Kennedy bringing her lunch, when she’s not on a case/client
Has the better parental relationship - Kennedy, who’s not quite close with either parent, but they very much all love each other
Tries to start role-playing in bed - Dawn, embarassingly, and Kennedy finds it adorable. it just takes them some practice
Embarrassingly drunk dancer - Kennedy. you would expect Dawn, but no, she can bust a move. Kennedy cannot
Still cries watching Titanic - neither of them. but Dawn never fails to cry over Lilo & Stitch
Firmly believes in couples costumes - Dawn, who often tries to make them do group couples costumes (Willow loves the idea. Kennedy and Xander take some convincing)
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas - Kennedy, who grew up rich enough that her idea of ‘expensive’ is skewed
Makes the other eat breakfast - Kennedy. Dawn is a morning person, up and go-go-going, and Kennedy forces her to slow down and eat so they can get some time together
Remembers anniversaries - they both remember, though Dawn tends to plan for it further in advance. Kennedy has been known to do the last-minute, week before scramble
Brings up having kids - Dawn does, and Kennedy kind of runs from the conversation at first. Comes back and apologizes and they talk about it
Gives nose/forehead kisses - Alice gives Margo a lot of nose kisses, Margo gives Alice more forehead kisses
Gets jealous the most - Alice. Margo is too chill with various forms of non-monogamy to deal *too* much with jealousy
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive - mostly Alice has to deal with Margo - though it’s less bars and more the Physical Cottage, or a Fillory tavern maybe. if Alice is drunk, Margo knows something is wrong
Takes care of on sick days - Margo has a kingdom to rule, she doesn’t have time to be sick! They’re both very stubborn about this and yet try to hypocritically force the other to rest, it doesn’t go well all around
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day - Margo dragging Alice out
Gives unprompted massages - Margo gives more unprompted ones. but she’s been known to teasingly demand massages from Alice, who is usually happy to oblige
Drives/rides shotgun - Margo drives, Alice is shotgun
Brings the other lunch at work - it depends, though more often it’s Alice bringing Margo lunch, forcing her to take a break from her High King duties and eat
Has the better parental relationship - Margo, though that’s not saying much. her parents are distant and complicated, but Alice’s mom is just plain fucked up
Tries to start role-playing in bed - Margo. she’s got things to teach Alice, when it comes to spicing things up in the bedroom
Embarrassingly drunk dancer - Alice, 100%. it’s almost as bad as Q’s weird Niffin-summoning dance. Margo tries to pretend she doesn’t know her, if they’re out in public
Still cries watching Titanic - Margo, who will hurt you if you tell anyone
Firmly believes in couples costumes - Margo jokingly suggests it, and they end up finding a perfect one and going for it
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas - Margo, but is it really expensive if she just ordered one of the castle workers to make it?
Makes the other eat breakfast - Alice makes Margo eat breakfast, get a chance to sort out her agenda for the day
Remembers anniversaries - Margo is better at remembering them
Brings up having kids - Margo, in a ‘this is expected of me as High King’ sense, but neither of them want kids
Gives nose/forehead kisses - Willow gives most of the nose kisses, they’re both big on forehead kisses
Gets jealous the most - Willow a little bit more, because Buffy has more guys after her. but honestly, after years and years of friendship, these two don’t do jealous much
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive - both, though not very often. and most of the time if they are drunk at a bar, they both are, spending a night out on the town together, and so they have to call a cab
Takes care of on sick days - both, and they’re really good at it after all these years. they each know exactly what the other needs/wants. Willow does have to stop Buffy from still trying to go out and fight though
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day - they both love the beach and basically go running out into the water together, racing and splashing each other
Gives unprompted massages - more so Willow, who knows how tired Buffy’s muscles get
Drives/rides shotgun - Willow drives, Buffy is shotgun
Brings the other lunch at work - depends on what job they’re working at the time. mostly Willow likes to come and visit Buffy
Has the better parental relationship - Willow, but again, that doesn’t take much to beat Buffy’s absent father and dead mother
Tries to start role-playing in bed - Willow, and Buffy finds she’s a big fan
Embarrassingly drunk dancer - Willow, though Buffy mostly finds it adorable
Still cries watching Titanic - Buffy
Firmly believes in couples costumes - they both do, though Willow is more enthusiastic about it. they have so much fun coming up with new costumes each year though
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas - Buffy, though only occasionally, when she has the perfect big gift
Makes the other eat breakfast - depends on their schedules, but often it’s Willow reminding Buffy that coffee isn’t breakfast, she needs food for her Slayer metabolism
Remembers anniversaries - Willow is great at them, Buffy sometimes needs reminded
Brings up having kids - Buffy. after parenting Dawnie, she knows she really wants kids, and she thinks Willow would make a great mom
