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interviewer: so what are your kinks?

klemens: confusion and disgust.

interviewer: what, why?

klemens: [moaning] fuck!

@kennethhyvel not 2 be gay or anything but uhhh ily and i cant believe its been 6 months already,,,, wild..

(pls dont rb unless ur mio skdjhgskdjg)

Character A: I’ve got soap, and I’m not afraid to use it!

Character B: [hisses]

(submitted by kennethhyvel)

Ashfur was an incel

CORRECT

klemens: I hate going to the kitchen and realizing I’m the only snack in the house.

klemens: hey everybody, today my cousin pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down.

klemens: the benefits of killing him would be that I would get pushed way less

matthías: I keep telling you man, you've got to stop letting people walk all over you!

klemens, being stepped on by matthías: ..okay *wheeze*

matthías, while cooking asparagus: can't overthrow a government on an empty stomach.

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