#kennethlink

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"I can't believe he's already smiling. That's a smile, right? It's not just gas?"

"Looks like a smile to me."

"Is it nice being carried around all day by friendly giants, Kale? Huh? It's the best? I should be jealous? I mean, I kind of already am-"

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"-all his old friends from back when he had Zelda have caught up with, and now your uncle's some kind of space pirate? He says it's more like a smuggling vessel, but-"

"Oh, wow, like Serenity? Are they, uh, still recruiting?"

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"Grandpa Ken! Are you here to visit the kid?"

"I'm here to see all of you, Romy."

"Hmm, but especially Kale, right? You're probably getting bored with the rest of us, but he's nice and fresh."

"A real snap pea."

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"Hi, Kale-"

"Okay, cool. Is everyone done screaming? Because I'm going to bed."

"You don't want to get to know your nephew?"

"I'll do it tooooommmmmoooorow-"

"I'll go tuck her in. You three should get some alone time."

"Thanks, Grandpa Ken."

"I guess that means I should clear out, too? I'll help you put the kid to bed, Grandpa."

"I don't need to be tucked in!"

"Can everyone please stop overstimulating my newborn?"

"Is that my precious grandchild? Why did no one call for me?"

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"They didn't have radio dramas when I was a kid, June-bug. I'm not that old."

"Hmm. Jury's out."

"Maia, you'd like it if your Mom made weekly podcasts, right? Green and I want to know what happens with the Prince of Basilisks."

"I . . . guess? Everyone she podcasts with is pretty busy."

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"-and she and Dyl want to start, like, a ghost-hunting business?-"

"Well, I have seen that boy talk to ghosts-"

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"-so I was thinking 'oh, I should ask Dad to paint something for the nursery' and then 'no, Bean's got that covered' and that was the moment I realized I'd married my father."

"I wouldn't quite say that, June-Bug-"