#kenz.ask

[mariusderomanus]

baby i would talk about getting armand preggy with you anywhere anytime in every lifetime 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼

there is truly no greater honour my angel

[mariusderomanus]

🧅 title of your favorite vc book but make it sound like a headline from The Onion

Man Inviting Stranger To Take A Bath With Him Obviously Handling Divorce Real Well

[mariusderomanus]

i have been having lots of au thoughts about your mamarmand tag and first off, holy fuck your mind is incredible. secondly, i have been building an au where amadeo had a child by marius during the venice era, but had to be turned shortly after because of Reasons. of course that is the reason he really latched onto sybelle as a sort of echo of what might have been for them, i’m so unwell over this

ahhh i’m so glad you enjoy my tag!! 🥹

i’m also obsessed with the idea of venice era marimand having a baby, and i actually have my own series about it as well! (i know i know it’s incomplete but i have extensive notes on the subject extending far beyond just the venice era)

if you ever wanna come off anon (or you can keep sending anons here, i don’t mind) and chat i’d love to hear your own take on the subject 🫶🏻 it’s truly one of my favorite things to discuss!! let’s be unwell together beloved

[mariusderomanus]

if we’re talking armand breeding & armand/santino today i propose a combo. armand getting bred by santino. thoughts 🎤

hehe okay there’s so many possible routes to take with this one. are we talking canonverse CoD era? bc that’s like, maximum angst potential. or are we talking some other kind of au? either way, what a fun sandbox! i have thoughts on both and love to yap!

(TW for mentions of fictional child-loss)

let’s start in canonverse: i think this is so deliciously angsty. armand loses marius and already feels guilty for letting santino fuck him (i’m imagining their relationship started out very dubcon and now armand hates himself bc he’s come to crave santino’s touch) but now he’s pregnant by him? he’d feel HORRIBLE about it. but i’m sticking to my guns and asserting that armand will always see a baby as a blessing no matter where it comes from. it’s a light in the darkness for him, especially in the children of darkness era. obviously santino is getting off on the idea that he impregnated marius’ boy. marius wants to replace ivan and santino wants to replace marius and so on and so forth.

i’m not as confident in my santino characterization so i’m phoning a friend on this one, @aunteat how do you think canonverse santino would react to knocking up armand? i think it’d certainly shake his faith, since they’re supposed to be damned and evil creatures. how would he handle knowing he helped create an innocent life? i think it’d be a huge contributing factor to his eventual defecting from the CoD.

to keep in line with the tragedy of it all the baby would either have to be miscarried or stillborn. and eventually when armand is sent to paris he’ll think it’s bc santino is mad at him for losing their baby. sadtoad.jpeg

okay now that we’ve made ourselves sad let’s discuss an au that’s a bit more sexy! (but still kind of sad. sorry, i think tragedy goes hand in hand with santimand unfortunately)

little known fact about me is that i love medieval fantasy au’s. this one is close to my heart and my friends will certainly recognize it.

but imagine armand is the son of a king, maybe not the firstborn son so he’s allowed to go study with the church under santino, but he has to come home when it’s revealed someone got him pregnant. nobody knows it was santino. and to protect prince armand’s reputation he has to live in isolation until the baby is born.

the original idea for this au was for it be marius vs santino. marius is brought in to be armand’s private tutor bc they trust marius to be discreet about the situation. marius catches santino trying to come see armand under the guise of being a concerned citizen and that’s how he figures out santino is the baby daddy bc armand won’t rat (ha) him out.

santino has to lie and say he can’t believe someone in his church would do such a thing, and to the prince, no less! but secretly santino can’t bear the idea that armand is going to have his baby while he has no way of being involved. devastating lol. and marius is obviously getting his hooks (positive) into armand and is already vying for stepdad title. and since ivan is mad at santino for letting armand get pregnant under his watch santino isn’t allowed anywhere near armand so armand feels like santino rejected him and their baby :( it’s a deliciously fucked up self indulgent au for me personally but lmk what you think!! should i write it?

[mariusderomanus]

Horse girl Marius truthing? 👀 please tell me more 🚬

okay so horse girl marius truthing was supposed to be an omegaverse fic where alpha!marius owned a ranch. bc i feel strongly about marius and horses. but then it didn’t feel right so there ARE horses just no ranch. tragic i know.

the basic premise is marius and pandora are a married alpha4alpha couple who hire a barely legal armand to be their omega housemaid for their sprawling estate. it’s stated in armand’s contract that they can use him during their ruts but they’re nice and “progressive” and don’t wanna “force” him into it even though they’re legally allowed to. so they tell him he doesn’t have to do that. but marius basically grooms armand into wanting him bc i love a good power imbalance <3

i’m sorry i don’t have any fun snippets it’s all just exposition so far 🤧

[mariusderomanus]

Fuck it. Coming off anon. Probably obvs from the notes or whatever anyway but

Pregnant armand, no clue who the daddy is. Like does not know. Hes been having his sweet and hot little moments w all of his loves, could really be any of em. And the possible daddies all taking care of him. And he feels even more loved

hiii, YES! i think even if they knew who the dad was, it wouldn’t really matter. i think they’d all feel very protective over him regardless. and armand is absolutely BASKING in it.

he’s sitting in one of their laps during every council meeting. they’re filling themselves to the brim with blood to feed him bc obviously they aren’t gonna let him go out and hunt for himself. marius is massaging his feet every night. lestat appoints thorne to be armand’s personal bodyguard during the pregnancy. louis reads to his belly every dawn before bed. daniel hand paints little baby toys 💕

[mariusderomanus]

Armand, after being forced into children of whateverthefuck ( i can never rember if its satan or darkness or what oops). Missing his papa. Maybe its after riccardos death, still in that cell. Still alone and starving.

Shoving his fist in his mouth and pretending its marius'. Drinking his own blood and just wishing

Idk where i was going w this

he wishes he could pretend it was marius’ cold, hard, and ancient flesh he was biting into, but his own flesh is still too humanlike at this point. and when he bites his own hand, he’s just reminded that his fangs are too small, so unlike marius’ own large and wolfish ones.

it’s just not the same, he’s missing his papa something fierce :( 🤧

[mariusderomanus]

Ok now hear me out. Armand knocking up marius

i love ur brain. however, i think armand would love it in theory but not in practice. i think if marius ever allowed him to take the dominant role in the relationship armand would bask in it for a period of time before realizing how much he doesn’t actually enjoy it. but i think that realization would be good for them and make them appreciate their established dynamic more.

i actually have a lot of thoughts on pregnant marius (gasp! who knew!) and i think pregnancy would be like, the ultimate humiliation for him. i think he would only purposefully suffer through it for akasha, bc if anybody deserves to have her baby it’s him 😤 but i digress. he would find the experience of being pregnant and having to give birth so demeaning and humiliating. it’s a complete loss of control for him and he’s just having a horrible time all around.

kind of like how marius and bianca’s relationship suffered because marius was no longer the one in the caretaker role and she had to see him at his weakest, i think the same thing would happen here. i think marius would ultimately just find it all too humiliating and degrading for himself and end up resenting armand for putting him in this situation. i am so sorry if u expected something horny nonnie pls forgive me.

if marius had to give birth it’d definitely be a water birth though. i’ll die on that hill.