#kermit-the-worm

[princessamericachavez]

kermit-the-worm replied to your post “I’m just so sad rn because I just discovered the America Chavez...”

noooooooooo

YES pasty white blond blue-eyed girl (which is fine if you wanna cosplay America go ahead but why paint yourself brown why the fuck? why? omfg)

[princessamericachavez]

kermit-the-worm replied to your video

OMGG

*hides face*

[wristhurty]

kermit-the-worm replied to your post:So who wants to help me fake my death so I can...

take me with you

Let us away. Into the woods.

[ironicbaking]

Ah okeey. The world is ready for your cute face, start throwing haha

>u<

[whatchaudoin]

tagged by athenaoctavia i tag those in the tagss
 WHAT WAS YOUR: Last drink: Bush's sweet tea hoes 👌 Last phone call: My grandpappy to see if he could pick me up Last text message: my group message with my mom & brother with a pic of brads gf on the washington trip bc he's a lovesick little 8th grader Last song you listened to: Boston: The Dresden Dolls Last time you cried: last night HAVE YOU EVER: Dated someone twice: ye Been cheated on: nah 
Kissed someone and regretted it: lmao nah Lost someone special: no Been depressed: yes
 Been drunk and thrown up: nope List 3 favourite colours: green, blue, purple IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: Made a new friend: yes
 Fallen out of love: does unrequited count? Laughed until you cried: yes lmfao (today) Met someone who changed you: yes
 Found out who your true friends are: :/ 
 Found out someone was talking about you: yes
 Kissed anyone on your FB list: naah GENERAL: How many people on your FB friends do you know IRL: i deleted my fbbb Do you have any pets: ye 2 cats nd a doge
 Do you want to change your name: nah What did you do for your last b-day party: had a small family oarty then a fancy dinner w/ squad 
What time did you wake up today: 7:56 bc Anette was vacuuming 
What were you doing at midnight last night: watching sharpays fabulous adventure Name something you CANNOT wait for: sleeping tonight
 Last time you saw your mother: about 20 minutes ago when she told me she was going to sleep What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: get my lazy ass up and work out 
What are you listening to rn: my trashy carmilla angst playlist tht u should all listen to Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: my grandpappy
 What’s getting on your nerves rn: waking up @ 07:00 tomorrow like tf
 Blood type: y yall askin dang u want my ss # too? Nickname(s): chaudo (show-deaux) Relationship status: XD single but crushing 💯🔒20 likes and ill say🔒💯 Zodiac sign: ♉️ Pronouns: She/her
 Favourite TV show(s): Carmilla, LoK Long or short: (assuming this is hair?) medium ¿¿¿ Height: 5'4" Do you have a crush on someone: yes
 What do you like about yourself: my eyes r rlly nice and im acquiring lots of flannels Tattoos: rn i have a divergent temporary 1 but i plan to get tetelestai in hebrew
 Righty or lefty: Righty 
First surgery: they had to stick a robot arm down my throat to get a quarter that got stuck in my windpipe once 
First piercing: ears 
 First best friend: a backstabbin hoe named Hayleigh
 First sport you joined: softball, i was 3 First vacation: yo no sé
 First pair of trainers (sneakers): prolly velcro ones RIGHT NOW: Eating: nothing
 Drinking: nothing
 I’m about..: sleep after i finish this Listening to: my playlist
 Waiting for: nothing
 Want kids: like 4 but i dont wanna put my mad physique through pregnancy Get married: yea
 Career: i’m unemployed rn, but i plan 2 b a firefighter WHICH IS BETTER: Lips or eyes: eyes
 Hugs or kisses: Hugs
 Shorter or taller: !!!!!!! both Older or younger: idec
 Romantic or spontaneous: romantic
 Sensitive or loud: sensitive
 Hook up or relationship: relationship
 Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker HAVE YOU EVER: Kissed a stranger: no
 Drank hard liquor: no 
Lost glasses/contacts: yes
 Sex on first date: no
 Broke someone’s heart: no
 Been arrested: no
 Turn someone down: yes
 Cried when someone died: no
 Fallen for a friend: yes DO YOU BELIEVE: in yourself: :/
 Miracles: ye
 Love at first sight: no
 Heaven: yes
 Santa Claus: no Kiss at first date: yes
 Angels: yes

[whatchaudoin]

I was tagged by bigassbasilisk
Time and Date: 21:56 pm June 2nd 2015
Average amount of sleep: ~ 5 hours
Last thing I googled: journeys
Nickname: chaudoin or chaudo (pronounced show-deaux) 
Birthday: 10 may
Gender: Female
Height: Like 5’ 4" 
Favorite Colors: Green
One place that makes me happy: the lake :( its like flooded af rn
How many blankets do you sleep under: a sheet and a comfortor
What I’m wearing right now: a cutoff old dr who shirt and some nike shorts imma wear to the water park bc i wanted to see if it matched n i havent changed out yet
Favorite food: fuji fried rice had tbat shit tonitte
Last movie I watched in theaters: was it unfriended? i think it wass
Dream Vacation: nyc homeskillets Dream job: not homeless lowkey i tag the ppl beloww

[celestialsilver]

You won't love me? Damn that's harsh yo

the perp reveals themselves

[celestialsilver]

hello yes tis i the perpetrator of the "pot" message i have come to confess my sins this was not set up at all macy had nothing to do with that last message by golly i swear on my dead fish

i know what she did