Moor on the hill incorrect quotes
Ravenpaw: I have a new hoodie.
Scourge: Wrong.
Scourge: We have a new hoodie
Flametail: Did Jayfeather just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Kestrelflight: Yeah, they did.
Flametail: And did I just do finger guns back?
Kestrelflight: Yeah, you did.
Antpelt: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Breezepelt: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Ivypool: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
Blackstar, sweating: Sol, there’s something I need to ask you-
Sol: Finally! You’re proposing!
Blackstar: How’d you know?
Sol: Blackstar, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Sol: I even picked it up once.
Leona: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Ruggie: 'Prettiest Smile'
Jack: 'Nicest Personality'
Epel: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Deuce: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Ruggie, to the other trainees: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
Breezepelt: Why are you on fire?
Ruggie: This is just how my day is going.
Mistberry: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Blossomfall: Cannibalism.
Mistberry: *confused chewing noises*
Snowtuft: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Frecklewish: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Mapleshade walks in*
Frecklewish: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Ashfur: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Scourge: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
Dustpelt: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Firestar: I wrote you a poem.
Dustpelt, already crying: You did?
Antpelt: That was so hot, Breezepelt.
Breezepelt: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Antpelt: I'm so in love with you.
Breezepelt: What are you in the mood for?
Ivypool: World domination.
Breezepelt: That's a bit ambitious.
Ivypool: You are my world.
Breezepelt: Aww...
Ivypool:
Breezepelt:
Ivypool:
Breezepelt: OH
Jayfeather: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Flametail: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Flametail: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Kestrelflight: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Flametail: That one. I want that one.
Jayfeather: I’m in love with you.
Kestrelflight: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Jayfeather: I know.
Kestrelflight: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Epel, to Ruggie: We had a date!
Epel: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*
*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Ravenpaw: Would never stab anyone.
Ashfur: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Brick: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Bone: Would stab without warning.
Scourge: Would stab as a warning.
Snowtuft: Last night I found out Frecklewish is a sleep talker.
Mapleshade: Oh, really?
Snowtuft: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
Maggottail: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
Darkstripe: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Tigerstar: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
Antpelt: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Ivypool, blushing: Okay.
Breezepelt: It's fucking summer.
Ashfur: Relationships should be 50/50. Bone cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Mistberry, throwing their head into Blossomfall's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!Blossomfall, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
