kevjamie headcanons or: stella tries to make lists at 5 am 2: electric boogaloo
first off i should start with IT’S LEGAL (i headcanon kevin as 18-19 and jamie as in his early twenties) so no fear is to be had, since the whole jamie/buck thing isn’t exactly a pass in that department, and seeing as kev is kinda sorta a teen....... just to clear that up
- jamie is a postman (ofc) but kevin is a gap year bum who doesn’t do much besides party n lie around so jamie takes him to plays and out for dinner and initiates any sort of formal date (kevin’s idea of a perfect date is just putting on music and making out for 2 hours what a fuckboy)
- kevin is the only one with any experience with romance/dating, so he’s normally the one who starts anything intimate u /// u jamie is a dumb virgin and has trouble picking up on some of his queues
- jamie steals all of kevin’s scarves. he had like 20 of them and now he has like. 2
- on that note: kevin tried to buy jamie some actual pants once and he H A T E D them but he wore them anyway
- kev and jamie playing vidya games at the arcade. kevin is a ddr master and jamie loves meat beat mania
- kevin stills comes off as a smug ass but he does think the world of his boyfriend, whereas jamie likes to write gay poetry and throw rocks his window and other stupid romance-y things all the time.
- jamie loves pda??? he would be holding hands with kev 24/7 if he could
- steven and connie are so apprehensive about kevin at first but they do see how happy he makes jamie so they tolerate him. kev feels super weird about the whole stevonnie thing so he mostly tries to avoid them. jamie encourages him to apologize and he does eventually. garnet is very glad jamie found someone for him :3c