#kevrobron

[glitradora]

Sometimes family is a retired church lady, her 50-year-old newly adopted ex-con son, his husband who keeps trying to divorce him, his ex-husband turned brother-in-law turned boyfriend and a 23 year old with autism who is going to parent-trap the three older queer men into a relationship even before he knows he's related to one of them, the 52-year-old town vicar who does not want to be involved in this like even a little bit.

[eloquentmydear]

Emmerdale need to stop being cowards and give Robert the who's the daddy storyline he deserves

agree

[bisugden]

bottom robert support group

for those wishing to share (openly or anonymously via the ask box) their thoughts/headcanons/anything really about bottom robert as emmerdale seems keen to confirm our suspicions and we all deserve a place to discuss this obviously

rules

no hate - it’s just a silly blog

don’t be afraid to share your thoughts - there is an anon option for a reason but this is a safe space anyway

there are no limits on ships - of course robron forever on the show but if you have headcanons of robert with another character or of polyamory for example, feel free to share here!

if this isn’t your thing that’s okay! but please respect for other’s it is and superiority complexes/pointed comments over how people consume fictional media are as silly as you might think this is

hugely inspired by a number of blogs here on the app, if we follow you you’re probably one of them!

[petebarton]

@kevrobron I didn’t think of this now I’m sad 🥲🥲🥲

[greetingsprogramms]

Kev stalks robron in the woods but finds them in the middle of a makeout session. That stupid fence disregarded. And just like in the flat, he cant help but listen to them and he's soooo conflicted bc he should hate aaron's guts but the little grunts he makes are really starting to turn him on. And before he thinks about it too much, the rifle is forgotten on the ground and he's palming himself

# my kevrobron

[glitradora]

a robert-centric threesome WOULD fix them

[glitradora]

on top of being 3 traumatized men pulling each other down deeper into the drowning water without even realizing they are doing it they are also three lying liars who lie, and that personally is really fun to me, idk

anyways a Robert-centered threesome would fix them

[glitradora]

Three's a moshpit

“I just… ya know.” Aaron doesn’t know. And he doesn’t really care if he’s perfectly honest. All he cares about is if he plays nice he will have Robert in his bed again tonight. “Didn’t think it was an option!”  That does make him turn to Mackenzie again, frown already pulling his eyebrows down as he glares. “It’s not.” “Oh so you’ll share with Mr. Dying Gangster but not your very dear bestest friend?!” Aaron can’t help the disgust that contorts his face at that image. He can’t explain it to Mackenzie, can barely make sense of it himself still. But seeing Robert with his stupid husband... he got it. Sorta. Why Robert needed him. And fuck Aaron thought he could live with Kev’s stupid ponytail for 4 or 5 months if it meant he never had to see Robert look so… broken.  He never wanted to see Robert like that again. 

Aaron x Robert x Kev and the threesome that would fix them

thank you so much @dyinggangsterkev-sugden for beta'ing this!!

(Read on ao3)