Eloquent, my dear.

THEY/THEM. Collette. Absolute nightmare and proud faggot. Student. 26. Actor. Writer. Bottom-blorbo collector, Robrence stan and person who got yelled at by Moffat lol. Here for Robron mostly, also Gentlebeard and ineffable husbands (fuck Neil tho). Huge love for animals, huge frustration with politics. Non-binary, gay, vegan, autistic, feminist, BLM, ACAB, left-wing, communist. Also a fan of the Dragon Age series, gay Sherlock Holmes, and other assorted gay shit. Usually NSFW. Bottom!Sherlock, bottom!Edward, bottom!Dorian, bottom!Crowley and bottom!Robert only - bottom rights! Bottoms rise up!

[lucidlymelanated]

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[aetherograph]

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[loisfreakinglane]

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

[icouldshowyoumyscar]

Emmerdale | 27.11.2025 vs 27.07.2026

Bonus:

[icouldshowyoumyscar]

Emmerdale | 02.07.2026, 06.07.2025, 15.07.2026 & 21.07.2026

[sunshinevettel]

👐.

[lovelyghostv]

if emmerdale wanted to make things right with me they'd give robert a storyline where he actually has some sort of medical repercussions for being the man who has been hit on the head maybe the most times in the world

[dramatic-dolphin]

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

[themoonandmyman]

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

[oneandonlyrobron]

Do we like Kev?

Yes of course

I don't know

No!!

Voting ended onJul 22

[probablily]

anyways. my final thoughts on the ai thing is that if you've used ai for fanfic writing, you can just stop. if youre genuinely just someone who's using it as a tool bc youve gotten used to it, its not too late to stop. I guarantee you that your writing will be better and all AI is teaching you is now how to write like AI. u need to learn how to write like u. and if you look, you Can find people in fandom to help you. theres someone who can help you proofread your fic, or tinker with your sentences. someone to help you with code. someone to help u find the answers to all your hockey questions. and itll be more fun this way

[fractally]

A really cool thing is you can just ask for stuff. Fans are so generous with their time!

[eloquentmydear]

Accusing Chris of SA for putting a hand on Ryan's cheek during a scene - nevermind when you're just ASSUMING that Ryan isn't comfortable with it - is genuinely worryingly unhinged and a sign that you need to step back from the fandom and the show. You are accusing a man you don't know of workplace SA based on absolutely no evidence. It's disgusting.

[humancork]

commissions? :’)

would anyone be interested in commissioning me? im really strapped for cash and my ex roommate fucked me over, and im gonna be out of work for 2 MONTHS for surgery recovery. i barely have enough to pay for rent and such this month, and itd be a real help! i have some of my work under here so you can see if theres something you’d be interested in. pricing is based on detail and how large the piece is! THANK YOUUUU

[sunshinevettel]

I've just come around about that Semolina bird.

Serena.

[sunshinevettel]

What you doing here? Waiting for you.

[sunshinevettel]

Your cousin. Oh, not you an' all…

[sunshinevettel]

I only have blurred childhood memories, so tell me what your dad was like without telling me what your dad was like.

[icouldshowyoumyscar]

Kev & Robert | Emmerdale

[alright-fuckhead]

KEV TOWNSEND WEEK 2026 | DAY 3: Location(s)

Woodbine Cottage (The Vicarage)