Eloquent, my dear.

THEY/THEM. Collette. Absolute nightmare and proud faggot. Student. 26. Actor. Writer. Bottom-blorbo collector, Robrence stan and person who got yelled at by Moffat lol. Here for Robron mostly, also Gentlebeard and ineffable husbands (fuck Neil tho). Huge love for animals, huge frustration with politics. Non-binary, gay, vegan, autistic, feminist, BLM, ACAB, left-wing, communist. Also a fan of the Dragon Age series, gay Sherlock Holmes, and other assorted gay shit. Usually NSFW. Bottom!Sherlock, bottom!Edward, bottom!Dorian, bottom!Crowley and bottom!Robert only - bottom rights! Bottoms rise up!

[lucyflawless]

the planet won't heal until fat butches are a common sight in media

[alright-fuckhead]

Robron: marketed as the future of the soap, acts more like frat bros than fiances, barely have a serious conversation.

Vinny and Lewis: their entire relationship has taken place off screen and when they come back they've moved ahead 100 paces just to disappear again only for Vinny to be axed ending the relationship.

Vanessa: Is ignored most of the time and when she does get a love interest they cheat (or worse apparently).

Mary: Again ignored, all of her love interests end up dead or fucking her over.

Matty: His wife died less than a year after they were married and he didn't even get a storyline about it.

Suzy and Ethan: both queer POCs end up dead.

Suni: another queer POC is gaybashed.

Now you have Charity, who has been abused multiple times throughout her life, being sexually assaulted by a woman during Pride Month.

[bartonpete]

This ⬆️

Let’s not forget that we had Robert drugged and nearly raped by another man. I can’t help but feel that the writers are trying to say “don’t be LGBT+” because you will either end up:

a) dead (especially if you are an LGBT+ POC)

b) being a rapist

c) condemned to a life of misery and loneliness

😡

[fforsythiaaa]

Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”

So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”

Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.

Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.

[thirstkanaphan]

[farnworths]

John Being Gay: A Compilation 🌈

[mangled-by-disuse]

in happier pride news i actually found this deeply heartwarming

that's solidarity baybeeee

[lgbtlaughs]

Further context: Durham city council (Reform UK) cut funding and support for Pride. The Durham Miner's Association and other trade unions raised enough money for Durham Pride 2026 to go ahead - a direct call back to when Lesbian and Gays Support the Miners (LGSM) raised money for mining communities when Margaret Thatcher seized union funding during the miner strikes of 1984-85.

At the 1985 Labour party meet, the motion to support LGBT rights as a party was passed due to a block vote from mining unions.

Stephen Guy, the chair of the Durham Miners’ Association, said that when it became apparent Durham Pride was under threat, he took it upon himself to “encourage the trade union movement to step up and do the right thing, and stand shoulder to shoulder with the LGBT+ community […] They not only raised funds for us, but came to our communities, uplifted our spirits when they were down, and showed their solidarity.”

[glitradora]

Accidentally acquired another cat

[glitradora]

her name is Pimenta (Pepper)

[muntzerism-diggerism]

There's no point in breeding cats they just generate spontaneously out of gross alleyways and are born perfect every time

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[sunshinevettel]

Robert arse slap counter 2/?

[sunshinevettel]

Robert arse slap counter 1/?

[capseycartwright]

every on screen slapped arse is proof of the emmerdale writers room having a bottom robert agenda. in this essay, i will -

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[trashlord-watson]

if i see one more person go on about how them kissing would have been "too heteronormative" i am going to flip a table

GAY PEOPLE KISS TOO!!!!!! GAY PEOPLE KISS AND FUCK AND HUG AND SHOW PHYSICAL AFFECTION TOO!!!!! IN A VERY NATURAL WAY!!!!!