May 26
all the photos i took of me feeding ash (and also the cellar rat in one) cookies on the plane
seen from Slovenia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from Belarus
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from Denmark
seen from United States
seen from Slovenia
seen from Slovenia
seen from Russia
seen from Yemen
seen from Romania
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from South Africa
seen from Slovenia
all the photos i took of me feeding ash (and also the cellar rat in one) cookies on the plane
i love dashbert because to me, ash is a normal guy who’s trying to be a slapstick character, herbert is a slapstick character trying to be a fucked up little freak, and dan is a fucked up little freak trying to be a normal guy. and they all kiss. what’s not to love
if you think about it having your real life friends follow you on tumblr is a little like having a stalker
i like my men covered in blood and my women responsible for it
my new grinder looked boring so i added a photo of ash on top
and then i added a pic of danbert to the bottom
i think i’m really funny
i don’t even know how to caption this, it just felt like something that needed to be out there
i may be the court jester but unfortunately the knight is funnier than me :( i fear i may be out of a job soon
for a vampire, regular blood is like drinking red wine, and mine is like drinking a piña colada