Kris: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Chara: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Frisk: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Kris: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Frisk: Kris no.
Chara: Mistlefoe.
Frisk: Please stop encouraging them.
Kris: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Chara: The car takes a screenshot.
Frisk: For the last time, get the fuck out.
Kris: Chara and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Frisk: *Sighing* What did Chara do?
Kris: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Chara: Who wants a steering wheel?
Kris: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Frisk: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Chara: Smad.
Kris: What do you think Chara will do for a distraction?
Frisk: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Frisk: ... or they could do that.
Kris: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Chara?
Chara: … No.
Frisk: I do!
Kris: I know, Frisk.
Frisk: I’m sad!
Kris: I know, Frisk.
Chara: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Frisk: Wasn't Kris with you?
Kris: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Kris, talking about Chara: Is this a friend of yours, Frisk ?
Frisk : Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
Kris: Are they stupid?
Frisk : Yes, but they prefer to be called Chara.
Chara: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Frisk, used to Chara being dumb: Sure...
Chara: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Frisk: Okay?
Chara: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Frisk:
Chara: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Frisk: Jesus, that one is a little-
Kris, interested: No, no, Chara, keep going.
Chara: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Frisk : I think you mean cards.
Kris: They did not.
Chara, pulling out knives: I did not.
Frisk: Chara has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.
Kris: That can't be true!
Frisk: Watch this.
Frisk: Hey Chara , race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Chara : *Throws themself out a window*
Kris : But what about Chara?
Frisk: Don't worry about them.
Frisk: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
Chara: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Frisk : I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Kris: I ate it too-
Frisk : See?
Kris:: -On purpose...
Chara & Frisk : ...What?
Frisk : Adulting is hard.
Frisk : How do I quit?
Kris: Time travel.
Chara: Die.
Frisk : Yo dumbass, get over here.
Kris: Okay-
Chara: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!
Kris, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...
Frisk: So, Chara is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Kris : Why?
Frisk: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Chara, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
Chara: Frisk ’s gonna kill me.
Kris: No, they'll probably make me do it.
Chara: Frisk gave me a get better soon card.
Kris: That's sweet!
Chara: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better.
Frisk : Kris got into a fight.
Chara: That’s bad.
Chara:
Chara: Did they win?
