#khadijah daniel

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beach babes 2023 🌊

𝑜𝒸𝑒𝒶𝓃 𝒶𝓆𝓊𝒶 ft. khadijah

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In the streets of Lykke Centre below, Miss Khadijah Daniel returns home from the grocery store. and she...is not alone.

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At the same time

[SFX: Snow crunching underfoot; phone dialling...] KHADIJAH: ...

KHADIJAH: (chatting quietly in German) ... [SFX: Snow crunch...ing slowly]

???: (slow inhale and exhale...)

KHADIJAH: Hallo? ... Who is there? ... (shudder)

[SFX: Footsteps pacing quickly away]

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what's the saying? don't be suspicious-ah don't be suspicious?

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BEYONCÉ: (munch) (munch) I see it, I want it. I stunt yellow-bone it.

KHADIJAH: I'm not the only one seeing this, right? The cat is talking. And it's talking exclusively in Beyoncé lyrics. Like...? Guys?

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yayyyy another gathering! which of course meant ANOTHER GODDAMN FIRE WHYYY IS THIS HOUSE SO CURSED???!?!

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MEENA: Finn, I don't mean to alarm you but I am so insanely dilated rn. FINN: Meena wtf is wrong with you, go TO THE HOSPITAL. KHADIJAH: She heard there was a weenie roast. I couldn't stop her. She was hungry.

JAKOB: (sniff sniff) Smellin' good! Hey is that a gas leak.

JAKOB: That is indeed a gas leak. Haha shite.

MISCHA: Maybe let's ALL STOP STARING AT THE FIRE AND GET OUT OF ITS WAY

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"what's up his ass?" well...

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[SFX: Wind gently blowing] ???: (slow breathing)

KHADIJAH: That dry patch better not be coming back. La Roche Posay on you bitch. ... Dijah, you need to get out more.

KHADIJAH: ...he's not even read it? That's so unlike Finn. What's up his ass? Eh whatever. I'll see him Monday anyway.

KHADIJAH: (snoring quietly) [SFX: Wind blowing gently outside; quiet scratching on glass]

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well, Finn never officially terminated Jakob, Khadijah never got serial-killed in the dead of the night, and Finn isn't in the office today. aka, they haven't talked. and Jakob feels like he's hit another wall.

that is until Miss Meenakshi Iyengar, queen of 🤩drama✨, slips Jakob Finn's address.

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KHADIJAH: Hey, Jakob. I handed the invoice off to the buyer. Sorry tit took so long; it was on Finn's computer. JAKOB: No problem. Thanks. KHADIJAH: ...maybe once you finalise it, I could talk to you for a couple minutes?

JAKOB: What about? KHADIJAH, aside: Just...wanted to clear stuff up about...the email Finn sent me about you. JAKOB: Actually, yeah, I wanted to clear that up myself with him but he isn't answering his phone lately. I was wondering if like...maybe...if you knew his address...

KHADIJAH: Jakob...stop that line of thought right now, please. You know that kind of thing is quite confidential. JAKOB: You're right. Sorry, Khadijah. KHADIJAH: It's all right...

[Cutaway: Jakob's texts with Meena, revealing that Finn's address is Windslarstraße 21.]

JAKOB: Fuckin' sick. Meena, you rascal.

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the girlies and Franklin came over for a wee Christmas party! and the soft-launch of their relationship was uhhh...not very soft at all actually.

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[SFX: Quiet Christmas music] EVERYONE: (chattering animatedly) JAKOB: (grumbling) This musice is pure ass. FINN: (quiet) Babe, be nice. It's cute.

FINN: Hey. Pucker up! MEENA: Whoa.

KHADIJAH: NANI?!

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pt. 2 of Miss Meena Iyengar always coming through for a bitch. everyone deserves themselves a Meena in their life.

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[SFX: Faucet running] KHADIJAH: (quietly muttering to herself)

KHADIJAH: Umm...Meena...? MEENA, mouth full: Mm hmm? KHADIJAH: I was...wondering...maybe...we could take the bus together for a bit today? I'm a little... eh...it's dumb... MEENA: I'm sure it's not. What's up, Dijah?

KHADIJAH: Just…the news about Hunter's friend…it's got me on edge. And between you and me, I just get a bad feeling at night. Like…someone watches me. MEENA: Aaahh. Well sure, I'll bus with you after work. And psst--I've got a spare boxcutter if you want it. KHADIJAH: (smiles) Why do you have a--never mind.