#khirurg

[axtinguishcr]

another fucking doctor. great.

@khirurg

[sparrowsfall]

he's doing it!! the hand thing!!!

HE REALLY SAID 🤌🤌🤌

[eisiramdeus]

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[tengallon]

@khirurg​  /  09.  the hermit  /  major arcana HCs.

how introspective is your muse ? how often do they self - reflect ? honestly? not terribly. raylan isn’t a very sentimental person, and for him, introspection falls under the banner of sentimentality. most of his self-reflection comes when he’s drunk and alone ( which is a fairly frequent occurrence ) but little actual growth comes out of that kind of thinking, because he’s either unlikely to recall his own insights in the morning, and he tends to write-off the insights he does remember as nought but the flawed musings of a mind drowning in bourbon. 

that’s not to say he’s completely lacking any sort of self-perception or ability to look inwards. but he is the type to try to avoid trips into his own psyche. he knows that spending too much time in your own head is damaging--as a teenager, lapsing into the comfort of his own thoughts tended to lead him into depressive periods. as a result, raylan concluded that indulging in the sentimentality of introspection was a good way to hurt yourself.

living life a little more shallowly allowed for a sunnier disposition.

[eisiramdeus]

14. What’s their least favorite sex position(s)? Paddy needs new ideas <3 gsjdhjddh

✯ His least favorite position is balls deep in u mum when ur not there to watch it </3

Serious answer would be uhh, anything like the butterfly position or similar? It’s just very. Distant. Doesn’t make good use of his weight for pinning/blanketing his partner, he isn’t towering over them, there isn’t that closeness and friction. No static in electricity terms for you thunderthots 💔

[eisiramdeus]

@khirurg​ / @wistai

y’all just wanna see alex fuck boomers and mentally ill men 😭😭

[eisiramdeus]

When have you, St. Alexander Calvin-Eisenhower Kaiseride, ever been the bigger person?

[eisiramdeus]

fc5 verse lore