#khristallyn

[lantekt]

well at least it's not another headshot u-u

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Interesting Conversations with Kyle: Awful Movie Pun Edition

Kyle: Wow thank god they have those electric collars on... That bitch woulda got eaten.

Me: ... Hands down.

Kyle: ....

Me: She don't look so good, she could really use a hand.

Kyle: ... I guess she thought the doctor's hands were handsome.

Me: .... I think her favorite movie villain was HANDable Lecter.

Kyle: .... I think we should give her a hand.

Me: No I already used that one!

Kyle: No I mean as in applauding her. *Claps hands*

Me: ... Okay I'll take it.

[vxkarians]

heyo finally changed my url it was too hard to resist the fangirl urges. 

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Dat mask is op.

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One hour of semi-sleep for 13 hours of marathoning with Khris.

EDIT: Somehow I'm not really even that tired. HOW CAN THE HUMAN BODY LIVE OFF OF THIS LITTLE SLEEP?

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An interesting Fallout topic: WHERE THE HELL DO THE SQUIRRELS COME FROM!?

Theory A: The nuclear war caused squirrels to mutate to where they have chameleon-like camouflage. They are elusive bastards that probably require traps to catch. They are prepared over a hot campfire with some light seasoning and taste great with a Nuka-Cola Quantum!

NUKA-COLA QUANTUM! MY PEE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO GLOW!.... OR BE THAT COLOR...

Theory B: Much like the distribution of Nuka-Cola or Sunset Sarsaparilla, there is probably some creepy guy with a metric FUCK TON of dead squirrels who, in his delusional fantasy word, has set out in a life mission to cook, prepare, and distribute squirrel on a stick among various spots in the wasteland. We can be assured that this man is mildly insane and probably schizophrenic because who the FUCK wants to eat a squirrel on a stick...

WITHOUT A NUKA-COLA QUANTUM?! NUKA-COLA QUANTUM: IT HURTS SO BAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW....

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