DVD box set, but one of the discs is missing

I’m Kris and I’m continuing to exist without my consent

[wordfather]

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

[wordfather]

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

[wordfather]

the government made early mornings illegal its true just go back to sleep

[animentality]

[suenyito]

never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us

[hunnismokah]

nanami mhm mhm yeah yes mhm mhm

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[birdsareblooming]

im sorry this fucking. sentance structure is so funny. throwing slices of cheese at it, etc.

[birdsareblooming]

ok actually very important wear a mask or cover your face to throw cheese

[mindflamer]

original by clairetablizo

[darklight-owl]

@sepiamestus is this how it's supposed to be done

[creatorbiaze]

oh. oh dear.

uhm. yeah that.. that explains it.

[pudgy-planets]

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

[pudgy-planets]

BOTH I MEANT

BOTH

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[thatpinkkwitch]

i just heard the phrase “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more

[selfship-quotes]

I love soulmates but also this-

[qilingxiong]

[lavellaned]

shepard: make me regret being alive

that one turian bartender on the citadel, mixing a drink that’s technically illegal in council space: on it boss

[not-aliens]

i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out

[dreaminghour]

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[thewinterbabe]

[dogrotpdf]

how’s that house that raised you?