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infectiouspiss

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

thegenderdruid

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

live-long-and-pasta

ceruleanheaven

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

ceruleanheaven

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

ceruleanheaven

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

ceruleanheaven

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

ceruleanheaven

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

gremlinservant

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

fruitgravies

the failure(s); the many loves of the vampire lestat

prints • insta • twt

#art #tvl #iwtv #his expression and the way the silk shirt and hair is drawn is just <33333

torstherapy

autistobrat

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

correctopinionhaver

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

#hm yea I feel like that would fix things

alaynestone

tumblr seriously needs to stop fucking changing things all the time. if we wanted a modern site we'd go literally anywhere else. we are here because we hate change and live in the past and that should be respected.

zmeess

take me with you, or let me follow

tip jar

#art #witch hat atelier

segamascott

bentothuglife

my cat just came up and meowed very loudly and insistently and even nipped at my leg and when i was like "FINE" and got up to follow her she led me to the next room where a patch of sun was coming in. she wanted me to sit in the sun with her.