#ki thinks

[kichona-s]

i made a diagram

hope it helps!

[kenmarcadeblues]

hyunsung enthusiasts lend me ur attention

royalty au—king jisung and king hyunjin hate each other’s guts

the kingdoms have been rivals and either at war or on the edge of it for y e a r s

both kings have the same idea to find additional dirt on the other kingdom (to further their political agendas, etc.): disguising as a lowly peasant and experiencing how life/things work there firsthand

the thing is THEY RUN INTO EACH OTHER WHILE PASSING THRU THE BORDER TOWNSHIP AND LOWKEY HIT IT OFF

they end up venturing into both kingdoms...together (bc they’re lonely and clueless or Something)...and see that they (the kingdoms, I mean—but Them as people, too, actually) are more alike than different. for one, many of the problems which plague one, also plague the other

king jisung and king hyunjin return from their respective Secret Kingly Business at like, the same time (totally not weird, no).......and decide to meet for Peace and Cooperation (GASP!)

in which case they recognize each other. idk what happens after that except for internal crisises, gay panic, & possible kingdom merging ???

[kichona-s]

guys im literally going fucking insane over the sugar daddy gabico ad what the actual fuck ive watched it over ten times atp

my favourite bits include

Gabi jumping and hugging the bear

Nico looking at the selfie of gabi and the bear smugly while in some swanky looking bar

THE ENDING SHOT OF GABI LAYING DOWN ON THE BEAR FEEDING IT??? ITS SO FUCKING SENSUAL OH MY G O D

someone please tell me im not the only one going COMPLETELY insane this is straight out of a fucking fanfic onto an ad

[kichona-s]

the gabico sugar daddy hotel advertisement was not something i expected to see at 8am but i sure do appreciate it

[kichona-s]

gax soulmate animal au but a version where said animal only manifests if you've been so shit at getting together that you need fate's intervention (long ass hc under the cut)

after the monaco GP george goes back to his drivers room and sees a pufferfish flopping around on the floor and freaks the fuck out

he rushes around trying to find a container large enough to fit a fish the size of a basketball (he succeeds but i cant think of an item in the garage that would fit the requirement so just pretend with me)

because its very conveniently the monaco gp, he gets the fish back to his apartment without too much fuss

george being George researches a shitload on how to take care of a pufferfish, and ends up buying a fuckload of expensive aquarium equipment and an absolutely massive tank

meanwhile the fish, now named Dudu and temporarily living in the bathtub, is trying its absolute best to jump out of the tub and kiss george whenever he's nearby. It doesnt succeed bc it can't jump very high

once the bigass tank gets set up george finds out that you can actually play with fish!! and that dudu likes to follow his finger when he drags it across the glass of the tank

at this period of time george and max are having some kind of beef (not qatar level but theyre not happy) so george keeps complaining to dudu about it

partially because george gets attached to dudu he buys a travel tank setup and figure out the logistics of travelling with a fish, so at every race dudu is there chilling in his drivers room

whenever george tries to get someone else to help feed dudu, the fish absolutely ignores them and the food so only george can feed dudu

eventually the social media team gets wind of this and does a drivers room tour with george, of which in the background you have the fucking fish just staring at george the entire tike

this becomes a Big Gossip Thing in the paddock

max sees the video (fuckin idk kimi shows it to him or some shit) and goes huh that fish looks kinda like me

this plagues him for about a week

then a beagle shows up in his apartment that strangely has george's eyes and he figures out the whole soulmate situation by then, cue feelings realisation

max has a minor breakdown/crashout/both over this

eventually they get together!!!

one night gax stumble into george's apartment tipsy and making out like two horny teenagers

dudu jumps out of the fucking aquarium, rolls across the room and plants a fat fucking kiss on george's ankle

this whole time, dudu can survive on land (a la king's lynn farm shenanigans)

if i had the ability this would be a fic but i cant write narrative for shit so we're stuck with this

[kichona-s]

@ anons asking for kittyverse kimi i promise i will post him but only after the monaco gp

every time i have drawn and posted him before a gp george has had some bullshit car issue and kimi has beaten him and i simply cant have that

[kichona-s]

george pole with a gorgeous pic of him to accompany it thats the WAY

[kichona-s]

wdym they made charles and lewis read ao3 fic summaries