#kia rambles... again

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idk why but anytime i read "juice" as a term for female bodily fluids (yk what i mean) i start laughing and thinking of orange juice😭😭

like reading a hardcore smut and just randomly seeing "her juices dripping down her thighs" (not paraphrasing) and i'm like "orange juice yes."

😭😭is this just me? i think it's just me

[vernon-s-whore]

is it still a kinktober series if there is more fluff than smut????😭😭😭😭

[vernon-s-whore]

sometimes i lose my faith in men but then i remember Bangchan exists and my faith is slightly restored

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So I have news

I'm moving into my college dorm tomorrow so I'll finally be able to catch up with the kinktober posts that I procrastinated on for too long

Lost the motivation to write for a while but hopefully the new place will give me some good inspiration and I'll be able to wrap this up before October ends

Once again, I won't be writing all the requests sent in for this event but i might write them separately

[vernon-s-whore]

god this guy at college... he's like in third year and... holy shit i haven't had a crush this bad since 8th grade. he's so tall??? and his voice??? like have i met my college's version of wonwoo???

[vernon-s-whore]

took a nap on the sofa, dreamt that yeonjun came and sat beside me and pulled my legs into his lap, woke up and found my dog trying to chew my toes...

talk about a rude awakening

when is yeonjun gonna start paying the rent for my headspace??? (not that i'm complaining)

[vernon-s-whore]

i realised i'm very social irl and absolutuely suck at socialising online.... maybe i was born in the wrong generation, i probably belonged in an era like in the 1600s or smthg

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maybe controversial opinion but if bts was less known the newer kpop stans would EAT up their solo raps

everyone is a hater now tbh saying "they've gotten too big"