Just came up with an idea while gooning to your page. I wanna be better at FPS games so bad and need a coach, so it'd be fun to be forced to eat every time I make a mistake. Miss an easy snipe and die from it? Take a bite. Run out into the open without cover and get dumpstered for it? Finish a burger or slice of pizza. Overextending past cover? Chug a soda for however long I was exposed for. Lose the match at the bottom of the leaderboard? Funnel fed an amount of calories equal to the number of kills needed to not be on the bottom x100
i peaked ascendant 1 in val so i believe my aim is decent? enough to make a feedee gain weight just by playing drinking games but with fast food bites~
i get more kills than you that round? eat. i outfrag you? eat. you peak the corner poorly? eat. you don’t check for flanks? eat.
they could also stream their game, and every time they repeat the same mistakes, lose a peek, a 1v1, don’t trade kills properly… they just… eat. and drink alcohol. which would make their gameplay even more clunky. and in turn making them eat more <333
add in some light teasing & very gently putting them down with ‘you really aren’t good for anything but fattening up for me’… watch the pounds pile on<3
so many ideas and so little time









