Apr 30
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A ninja anon appears behind Adam and, instead of kicking him, performs the One Thousand Years of Death technique from Naruto on the angel's ass!
Kick me! (Accepting)
“!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” It takes the will of a great man to not scream the highest pitched scream ever scrumpt in all of existence….. Adam is not that man.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”
( @hellsirenqueen )
Lilith sees the sign on his back, and as tempting as it is to kick his ass, she's not in the mood to get scuff marks on her heels. Instead, she walks past him, taking the sign off of his back and kisses his cheek, handing him the sign. Consider it as an act of mercy on her part.
"You can thank me later. The only reason I want to see you fall to your knees is if I put you there for personal reasons. Now run along, darling. You should be safe from being assaulted."
He should be blushing a lot more, he should have some kind of a come back. SOMETHING. But the pain his ass had endured today… and the realization that it all had come from some kind of cursed object to compel others to kick him.
“I see… I was cursed.” He looks over the paper and crumples it up. “I can’t even reach behind my back. Fuck!” Ahh, he’ll have to thank her later with something.
He's kicking him hard. Fuck that guy. Take that, bitch. Disappears right after though. - Alastor
Kick me! (Not Accepting)
Oh that absolutely pissed him right off! The kick? The hardest he’s got, and combined with everything else??? Fuck it hurt!!
“YOU FUCKN DICK SHAPED DICK FUCK SWINE BITCH ASS-“ And he’s going on and on and on…
The blonde has never kicked a breathing being before. As a kid she had kicked wishing flowers to see the puffs float into the sky, or even kicked rocks in frustration. An animal or person? Never. “I am so sorry, but I heard I was to kick you.” She closed one eye, leaned her upper body away before she took her foot and gently nudged at his ankle. “I’m so sorry!” She says before briskly walking away.
Kick me! (Not Accepting)
Ok. That was… certainly the weirdest thing he’s had happen all day?? Who the fuck? Why the fuck? How the fuck?? Well. She was walking away. “Uh…. Sorry?” There must have been a hit out on him today.
Charlie decides to just give Adam a bag of ice for his poor beaten ass.
“What’s that for?? I’m fine! Totally ok!” Oh how prideful as he starts shuffling away like a cowboy in an old western movie “Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.”
Tinker has a sharpie, he's changing the kick me to kiss me
Kick me! (Accepting)
“Ack!” That was a weird feeling coming from his back. And he turns to see Tinker with a sharpie.
“Who gave your permission to touch my back?!”