9+5 w best friend!tom
tw; implications of murder ((I kinda felt inspired by kickass if you couldn’t tell, basically dark humour))
You’d finally caught him. The guy you’d been chasing for 9 months now, the guy who ruined your life. You’re filled with anger, rage, a fire burning inside you. Your best friend is at your side, as he always is. Tom is the most loyal person you’ve ever been friends with; he’s down to help you with your revenge plans, you’d even consider yourselves to be like Kickass and Hit Girl - fighting crime and occasionally killing people, to make other people’s lives easier.
“I am going to murder you, burn you and dance on your ashes. You deserve every bad thing that is going to happen to you in hell.” You’re pointing your gun at him, ready to shoot before Tom interrupts you;
“You’ve probably been told this before but, wow, you are intense.”
“Shut up. I’m in the middle of something.”
“Wait! You can’t just kill him?”
You turn your head to face him, your gun still pointed at your biggest enemy. “What?”
“I’m not saying you can’t shoot him. You just can’t shoot him here.”
“Where the fuck am I meant to shoot him?”
“I know a place, no one will ever find out and it’s easy to clean. Also, there’s some gasoline there for if you truly want to burn him and dance on his ashes.”
“You truly are the best friend ever.”
“What can I say? Now, let’s get this dick in handcuffs and I’ll lead the way.”
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