#kickstarter?

[nnicknnelsonn]

viking movie request

someone please make a movie about vikings and cast kit

might i suggest erik the red for instance

[crazydiamondgeese]

Ok so me and my wife have an airfryer that I am not allowed to touch. She says it's because she doesn't want that by mistake i sprinkle some oily guck where it should not go and then she would be the one cleaning it.

Totally fair, now last bit of context before the meat of the post: Me and my wife cross a generational boundary, me as a Gen Z (early) and she as a millennial (late).

Now today in the shower my 2 remaining braincells were thinking about our airfryer arrangement and they came to the brilliant conclusion that it was born out of irrational millennial attachment (you know, despite of the true and completely fair agreement at the top of the post).

SEVERAL trains of thought later I am proudly presented by my last remaining baraincell with an ad describing the PERFECT™ airfryer model to cover all of our family needs:

An airfryer that can be used ONLY by millennials!!

And how would that work you might ask, why of course, by scanning any user that tries to operate it and INCINERATING anyone that is not a millennial... Otherwise it is a completely normal airfryer.

Anyway, I like honing my GIMP skills so here's my best rendition of the ad:

[ralfmaximus]

We should all pitch in and buy tumblr. Run it the way it should be run.

$200 bucks oughta do it. Maybe $150?

[laurelcanyonblvd-archive]

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[temistheranger]

I have just found this...and it is delightful.

>^.^<

[reunite-in-darkness]

We need knife clubs. Like gun shooting ranges but without the problem of having guns. Just pay a monthly subscription to stab a pig’s corpse for 10 minutes a week... I could use this

[dharma-bum-blog]

You know what the world needs? A Shazam for car noises.

Just hold your phone up to your car and shaZOOM the app diagnoses what exactly the fuck is wrong with your car.