#kid shit

[gavinisqueer]

Gavin: Omg I want one!

Nines: ...one of *those*? Really?

Gavin: Yeah?

Nines: Have you seen them? They're loud and dirty and they don't do anything useful. What's the point?

Gavin: Well, it's a baby, Nines. They don't do anything at first, but later they grow up into an adult human.

Nines: ...and nothing changes, so again, what's the point?

[brainfuzz]

My son (and his friend) are having a Dumb Kid Learning Experience and I am highly amused.  

Boy went out last night with friends and decided to go to Wendy's at midnight for burgers.  They then proceeded to drive to the local grocery store to eat said burgers in that parking lot instead of at Wendy's.  Apparently they sat there for a bit eating, with the headlights/radio/gps/whatever on when the radio just shut off.  Coincidentally, I texted the kid to see when he was coming home and he replied with a ‘uh, we were just trying to leave but the car won’t start.’  The lights and everything still worked, the car clicked when they tried to start it, but nothing else.  I thought it was either the battery (weird that the lights work, but yeah I’ve seen that before) or he ran out of gas.  Bottom line, I came to get them (its 1am), dropped other kid off at his house and he’ll deal with it later.

Later has now arrived, and they think its the battery. Boy drives to friend’s car and pulls out the battery jumper thingy (not jumper cables, but an actual car jumper thing with a battery idk, we all have one in our cars) and proceeds to try to start friend’s car.  No good.  Car just clicks.  Boy calls me because they’re not sure if they’re using it wrong, or if something else is wrong.  It’s raining, I don’t want to go (friend’s mother is out of the country and father is very ill and unable to drive anymore) so I send my husband.

It will be interesting to see how this turns out.

[gavinisqueer]

Alpha Gavin / Omega Nines who's infertile. They both really want a child, so they end up seeking a surrogate. They find Connor, who also wants a baby and agrees to carry theirs as long as they can do IVF and implant more than one so he'll have one too.

Then over the next 9 months, during which Connor needs to stay with them so his omega physiology thinks he has a pack to protect him, they all fall in love.

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Gavin, posting on Facebook: At the hospital, getting a benign growth removed from my abdomen, wish me luck

Gavin, posting again later: The growth was successfully removed! We decided to name her Abigail. *picture of him and Nines in a hospital room with their newborn*

[gavinisqueer]

au where Gavin and Nines are together and have a kid and Gavin gets arrested for something he didn't do so he doesn't get to be there while his child grows up- only seeing them every few months when Nines brings them to visitation. and then the moment when he get released, and Nines and the kid, now a cute little kindergartener, are waiting at the doors to bring him home 🥺

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Thinking abt an au where Gavin buys a nannydroid to help take care of his twins and then falls in love with it 🥺

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What if trans werewolf Gavin and Nines and Connor had little werewolf babies 😭

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CW: pregnancy.

on continuation of the trans!gavin being the Christmas slut, a funny plot twist where he get eventually gets knocked up. it’s awkward, because a dozen or more of them have to get a paternity test to find out who in the hell this kids other father is.

Bold of you to assume they don't all become the fathers