#kid thoughts

[kittencrowley]

My 10 year old asked to watched the GO finale. So I finally had my second watch.

My kids unprompted opinion as I was tucking him into bed:

“I really liked the final episode, it was really sweet they got married in the end. I was waiting for that the whole time. I wish they would have recognized each other or at least said “you look familiar” or something, but that’s okay. It was still good.”

🥹 yeah me too buddy 🥹

It makes me so happy that he, at 10 years old can watch this and root for queer love alongside his love for all things Legos, Jurassic Park and fart jokes. That he asked to watch Good Omens and was waiting for two old guys to get married. It’s just the best.

[one-shitpost-a-day]

when i was little i was sitting with my family in my favorite restaurant and i asked if a person could eat a little fleck of paint off the wall without dying and my mom said you shouldn't because it's not edible but it probably wouldn't hurt you so then i thought one could potentially eat an entire building if they just digested very very tiny pieces of it like once a week and i legit had this question of whether you could for years until i thought about it again just now and realized you cant do that cuz people have boringly fragile digestive systems

[leave-thebirds-untroubled]

Random thoughts on The Monkees (specifically the show)

Not eight year old me DESPISING Micky Dolenz for no logical reason except that I thought that he was the ugliest person EVER and that he LOOKED like a monkey, while being obsessed with Peter Tork because I thought he was a bird and I loved his nose and his hair-flips.

Now I’ve come to the conclusion that I still like Peter Tork, Davy Jones is still my self-insert (damn I even ended up being his height, okay cruel universe I get it.) and Micky Dolenz is not ugly! I was very mean to him as a child! He looks fine! But eight year old me would be scandalized that he’s the only one left and that I never got to meet Davy “reason David Bowie had to change his last name” Jones.

Some cereal for your troubles kiddo.

(My dad had some stupid recurring nightmare about some creepy guy in a mirror saying “Rice Krispies” over and over and that’s all I could think of when I saw that gif)

I was also a Wickersham Brother in Seussical at one point so I can say for a fact that I have been a monkey (if not a Monkee) and in fact got to Monkey Around, as people say.

[ravenpaw-93]

I was driving with my 5 year old and she goes "Mommy I have a think in my head and can't get it out."

Honestly, same 😂

[mayorwhisper]

...what? Lol! She’s wearing the dress I made though!!

[comicparanoia]

Ice Haven

by

Daniel Clowes

released by Pantheon Books on January 1, 2005.

[unstablereactor]

I legitimately used to think "The Electric Slide" was getting shocked by static on the playground.

[equus-swift]

When I was little I saw an insurance ad on TV and the guy was making coffee and eggs on toast and I was like, "Look mom! They even make you breafast!" and I've never been more let down by society