@kidanew liked for a one - liner .
“ dmmph ! ymmph hrmpff thmph fmffrpth mph twmph , rmnph ?! thmph gmmph prmffth mph smphffth tmn bff rmmph cmmph ! ”

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@kidanew liked for a one - liner .
“ dmmph ! ymmph hrmpff thmph fmffrpth mph twmph , rmnph ?! thmph gmmph prmffth mph smphffth tmn bff rmmph cmmph ! ”
@kidanew continued.
the rowdy commotion of disorderly adults wasn’t anything new to her ; growing up in a beach town which held festivals almost every couple weeks proved that adults will get drunk and make IDIOTS of themselves at any time of day. as apathetic as she looked , she still wasn’t one to pay close attention to her surroundings , letting out a short yelp as the other shoved her suddenly.
shocked gaze blinks down at the now shattered bottle , remaining fixated on the pieces as they scraped them to the side. jumping to move QUICKLY away at their tug ; yes please ! before either of them are victims of child endangerment.
“ i hope my parents never turn out like any of them. i mean they’re practically alcoholics as it is but the last thing i want is to be walking home one day to see my dad STREAKING down the street. ” she says as if that hadn't happened TWICE in their old town.
@kidanew liked for tweek .
“ ACK---! oh , it’s just you ... h - hey , new kid ! ... ... ... do . do you need something ?? ”
like a lot of things , the other child’s perpetual silence kind of freaks tweek out a little . he never knows what the hell they’re thinking ! they just stare , and linger , and wait for him to guess what’s on their mind with the world’s most unreadable expression on their face ------ it’s too much pressure !!
... that being said , tweek likes the new kid a lot all the same . they seem pretty nice ! especially considering their willingness to help him out with getting through to craig . spasming erratically , right eye twitching as he fidgets restlessly with his hands , the blond cracks a small , anxious smile .
“ nnnggghh ... i- if you wanna hang out , or something , i--- ugh , i’d really like to , but--- i’ve got way too much to do , man ! my dad’s gonna flip if i don’t get all these taste tests done--- ” suddenly stricken by the realization that all this time spent talking has been taste testing time wasted , tweek snatches up a coffee cup with trembling hands , spilling the contents down himself slightly , and gulps the remainder .
@kidanew liked for a starter .
“ ------ nope . ” monotone flatness of his nasally tone leaves little room for argument ; craig catches the new kid’s wrist before they can motion to move towards the chaos unfolding in cartman’s backyard , shaking his head firmly . “ fuck that . here’s a crazy idea : let’s leave them to it , douchebag . c’mon . we’ll go do something nice and boring . like , go get ice cream ... or literally anything else . don’t you ever get sick of getting caught up in their stupid bullshit ? ”
@sideblogstation sent : ♗ for db perhaps 😳 ?
in case it has not already been made INCREDIBLY obvious ..................... i love them 😢🥺
@kidanew sent a “ 🌸 ” to put a flower in kenny’s hair .
it’s not often one is able to catch kenny with the hood of his clementine hued parka slung at the nape of his neck as apposed to concealing the majority of his visage ( and in turn , muffling the boy’s every sentiment ) , and yet , here they are . warm sun beaming upon his face , a light breeze ruffling unruly hair , and a friend sat beside him in companionable quiet .
it’s getting pretty late , he recognises dimly . not that his parents are inclined to give a shit about stuff like that , but douchebag’s are a different breed entirely ------ the way they often have to break out of their own home like a jailed prisoner isn’t lost on him ... though he’s never seen fit to remark on it despite his concerns . it’s not as if he can afford to pass much judgement . ( kenny mccormick ? afford something ? ha . ) his family life is just as dysfunctional douchebag’s at the best of times . perhaps this strain of fucked up solidarity is what makes him feel as though time spent in their company is the only time he’s not alone .
they stir beside him , and kenny tears his gaze from the setting sun to cast them a lazily curious look . he assumes they’re beginning to absentmindedly rip up the grass from the field they’ve settled in , or busying themselves with some other fidgety activity , only to tilt his head as he watches the new kid twist and pull at the stem of a slightly wilted , albeit admittedly pretty , flower growing wild mere inches from the two of them . without warning , the other boy(?) turns to face him , expression unreadable as ever , blinks ------ and reaches to nestle the flora amidst his untamed mop of blonde tresses .
“ ... dude . ” it’s almost startling to hear his voice project so clearly ; an impish , toothy grin cracks across the boy’s visage . “ pfffftt . can you leave shooting your shot for in character stuff ?? princess kenny would’ve been way more flattered than regular me , y’know . ”
a bright snicker ! he’s kidding , he’s kidding --- as evidenced by the way he nudges their side playfully , expression uncharacteristically softened with the kind of unwavering fondness that’s only ever elicited from kenny in the absence of their other friends . pausing in his earnest and appearing to deliberate for all of a moment , kenny peers around them , and within moments plucks a bloom of his own from the canvas of green underfoot triumphantly , and tucks it behind their ear .
“ there ! now we’re even . ” no wonder the guys give them shit . glancing skyward once more , kenny pushes himself to his feet reluctantly , and almost instinctively extends a hand to douchebag in a wordless offer to help them up . “ c’mon , buttlord . it’s almost curfew . d’you want me to walk you home , or what ? ”
@kidanew liked for a starter .
“ ymph gmmrph stmmph umph yrrmph cmmphrff gmmph , dmmphmrrfph . ” it’s shaping up to be a pretty pleasant afternoon hanging out , all things considered . karen’s off on a playdate with tricia tucker , kevin’s sloped out for another unsubtle “ hangout ” with shelley marsh , and his parents are still blacked out from their latest drug binge ; hence , for once , there is utter peace in the mccormick household ... save for the antics of two fourth grader boys holed up in kenny’s bedroom , of course . cracking an impish grin , he pulls out his tatty old cowboy hat from beneath his bed and sets it upon the other boy’s(?) head . “ heehee . wmmph hmmrph plmmrph cwwmrph mph mmrphns mph frrmphrpff . ”
@kidanew hit that ❤️
Bebe was silent as she wiped off her bloody kneecap before placing a bandage over the cut. Just another downside of getting roped in some stupid game the boys invented. “You didn’t have to get involved, ya know? I can take care of myself.”